For the record, throughout the campaign I wanted mostly to bring Bristol Palin over to my house and feed her. Her and that goofball boyfriend of hers. I find Jenna Bush kind of cute and however she wants to behave, it’s on her Dad that the world at present seems to be burning down, so that when she got into trouble I don’t really care that much about it. If everything I did in my early 20s was broadcast on CNN I’dstill be grounded, not to mention permanently unemployable.
And it was the treatment of Chelsea Clinton that first convinced my young self that Republicans were assholes;nobody is cute at that age, if you put a gun to my head and told me I had to be 14 again I’d tell you blow my brains out, and she had to do it in the White House. Ugh. The fact that she is as well-adjusted as she apparently is is either cosmic revenge or evidence of a kind and loving deity.
Until the kids are arrested for passing classified intel by carrier pigeon to Russia, let them be.
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