Hey hey, everybody.
Sorry for my absence. I’ve been busy with things, and helping Athenae with her slaughtering of journalism.
That, plus the ice and snow.
Anyway, I just wanted to say how pleased I am that it’s once again time for the War On Christmas. Really, it’s my favorite time of the year. I just can’t wait to go around, saying “Happy Holidays,” and then watching civilization collapse. If I weren’t so busy at the abortion mill, I’d take it up full time.
You know us liberal, queer-lovin’ pussies. It’s because of us that you can’t have images like this anymore.
Anyway, it’s good to be back.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a nativity scene to go light on fire.