Hey hey, everybody.
Sorry for my absence. I’ve been busy with things, and helping Athenae with her slaughtering of journalism.
That, plus the ice and snow.
Anyway, I just wanted to say how pleased I am that it’s once again time for the War On Christmas. Really, it’s my favorite time of the year. I just can’t wait to go around, saying “Happy Holidays,” and then watching civilization collapse. If I weren’t so busy at the abortion mill, I’d take it up full time.
You know us liberal, queer-lovin’ pussies. It’s because of us that you can’t have images like this anymore.
Anyway, it’s good to be back.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a nativity scene to go light on fire.
even a war on it can’t improve christmas for me.
Can I assist you in any way? Don’t hesitate to email. I can always find the time in between my own “Happy Holidaying”.
Can I assist you in any way? Don’t hesitate to email. I can always find the time in between my own “Happy Holidaying”.
I make my own Christmas cards every year and now I write “Happy Holidays” on the instead just to be contrary. It’s my one and only Christmasy thing.
“Chestnuts roasting on a nativity fire…”
I am looking for some “Blessed Yule” cards… 🙂 Worst case, maybe find some groovy New Orleans-themed HOLIDAY cards on my trip this weekend. 🙂
No offense to behbeh jeebus, just the freakish fundies that *ahem**COUGH**ahem “follow” his tenets (GAG…choke…sputter, COUGH!!!)
Elspeth
Welcome back, dude. My holiday hero is Mr. Potter so you can tell that I too am devoted to the destruction of Xmas. I’m also too lazy to type the whole word…
i remember fondly the days when carols were quite rare outside of xmas week.