I Got Yer War On Christmas Right Here, Bub

Hey hey, everybody.

Sorry for my absence. I’ve been busy with things, and helping Athenae with her slaughtering of journalism.

That, plus the ice and snow.

Anyway, I just wanted to say how pleased I am that it’s once again time for the War On Christmas. Really, it’s my favorite time of the year. I just can’t wait to go around, saying “Happy Holidays,” and then watching civilization collapse. If I weren’t so busy at the abortion mill, I’d take it up full time.

You know us liberal, queer-lovin’ pussies. It’s because of us that you can’t have images like this anymore.

Anyway, it’s good to be back.

Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have a nativity scene to go light on fire.

8 thoughts on “I Got Yer War On Christmas Right Here, Bub

  1. Can I assist you in any way? Don’t hesitate to email. I can always find the time in between my own “Happy Holidaying”.

  2. Can I assist you in any way? Don’t hesitate to email. I can always find the time in between my own “Happy Holidaying”.

  3. I make my own Christmas cards every year and now I write “Happy Holidays” on the instead just to be contrary. It’s my one and only Christmasy thing.

  4. I am looking for some “Blessed Yule” cards… 🙂 Worst case, maybe find some groovy New Orleans-themed HOLIDAY cards on my trip this weekend. 🙂
    No offense to behbeh jeebus, just the freakish fundies that *ahem**COUGH**ahem “follow” his tenets (GAG…choke…sputter, COUGH!!!)
    Elspeth

  5. Welcome back, dude. My holiday hero is Mr. Potter so you can tell that I too am devoted to the destruction of Xmas. I’m also too lazy to type the whole word…

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