Malaka Of The Week: Bo French
Texas GOPer Bo French is too bigoted for Karl Rove. The MAGA malakatude, it burns. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Bo French
Category: Campaign Notes
Reptiles & Hookers
Two of Trump’s favorite words describe Gret Stet Senator John Neely Kennedy. He’s a hick hoax and a fake country bumpkin. Continue reading Reptiles & Hookers
The Runaway Republicans
40 days until the election. Tick tock, motherfuckers. Continue reading The Runaway Republicans
Runaround Sue’s Close Call
Maine Senator Susan Collins was under investigation, then the MAGA cavalry rode to her rescue. Continue reading Runaround Sue’s Close Call
Common Sense Or Crazy?
Common sense is uncommon among MAGA Republicans. Continue reading Common Sense Or Crazy?
State Of Play
It’s 63 days until election day; tick tock, motherfuckers. Continue reading State Of Play
Saturday Odds & Sods: American Roulette
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. Continue reading Saturday Odds & Sods: American Roulette
Malaka Of The Week: Brandon Herrera
The MAGA malakatude, it burns. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Brandon Herrera
Malaka Of The Week: Victor Marx
Meet Manly Malaka Marx who resembles the Brawny Man. He lies so much that he’s Donald Trump in a flannel shirt. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Victor Marx
Stuck On 2020
The BIG LIE goes on and on and on. Continue reading Stuck On 2020
Why I Hate Hot Takes
Enough with the Chicken Littling. Continue reading Why I Hate Hot Takes
Malaka Of The Week: Mike Lindell
You say My Pillow; I say MAGA Pillow. Let’s call the whole thing off. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Mike Lindell
The Outsider Obsession
Adrastos on outsider candidates, past and present in the wake of the Platner shipwreck. Continue reading The Outsider Obsession
The Platner Shipwreck
Oysterman’s campaign is in deep shit and sinking fast. Art by Winslow Homer. Music by Nick Lowe, Rodney Crowell, and Gordon Lightfoot. Continue reading The Platner Shipwreck
Saturday Odds & Sods: Badge
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. Continue reading Saturday Odds & Sods: Badge
Irked In June
Our monthly exercise in vexatious venting about irksome things Continue reading Irked In June
Texas Trump Triumphs
Dear Texans: Vote against the crook, it’s important. Continue reading Texas Trump Triumphs
The Final Humiliation Of Bill Cassidy
Gret Stet Senator complicit in MAHA madness loses primary. Continue reading The Final Humiliation Of Bill Cassidy
Shecky’s Quick Hitters: Pick Yourself Up
This time: Pep talk, the interior decorator in chief, reality show transportation secretary, and The Clownfish does 60 Minutes Continue reading Shecky’s Quick Hitters: Pick Yourself Up
The Democrat’s White Whale
Moby Dick does the Texas two-step. Continue reading The Democrat’s White Whale
Campaign Notes: Groovy Tuesday
An quick and dirty overview of Tuesday’s key races. Continue reading Campaign Notes: Groovy Tuesday
Malaka Of The Week: Andrew Cuomo
The New York malakatude, it burns. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Andrew Cuomo
Saturday Odds & Sods: Where Do We Go From Here?
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. Continue reading Saturday Odds & Sods: Where Do We Go From Here?
Political Hangover
So much for saying I told you so. Continue reading Political Hangover
Kamala’s Time
Kamala Harris is about to make history. She’s got this. Continue reading Kamala’s Time
Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: Election Day Edition
Bobby Junior: Born Again Bircher
Bobby Junior dishonors the Kennedy family legacy yet again. Continue reading Bobby Junior: Born Again Bircher
Some Final Thoughts Before Election Day
Happy Election Eve, everyone. Continue reading Some Final Thoughts Before Election Day
Something’s Happening
It’s reproductive rights and democracy, stupid. Continue reading Something’s Happening
Talkin’ Bout The TikTok Generation
People try to put them down, talkin’ bout Gen Z. Continue reading Talkin’ Bout The TikTok Generation