Saturday Odds & Sods: Witchcraft
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Category: Campaign Notes
Malaka Of The Week: Roger Marshall
Doctor Senator Roger Marshall is a loan shark with a stethoscope. The MAHA malakatude burns. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Roger Marshall
One Week
Team MAGA is flailing as they flood the zone with shit, smoke, and lies. 7 days until the election. Tick tock, motherfuckers. Continue reading One Week
Fuck Yeah, Brazil
Not everything sucks: Bozo Spawn bested in Brazil. Continue reading Fuck Yeah, Brazil
Despicable, Desperate & Degenerate
Vivek Ramaswamy can go fuck himself. Continue reading Despicable, Desperate & Degenerate
The Big Tent
The state of the Big Tent with 12 days to go until the election. Tick tock, motherfuckers. Continue reading The Big Tent
Donald Is His Own Body Man
Donald Trump: Insult Comedian and Ass-examiner-in chief. Continue reading Donald Is His Own Body Man
Bigotry On Parade
Dr. El-Sayed strikes back against MAGA Islamophobia. Continue reading Bigotry On Parade
The Mother’s Milk Of Politics?
Money isn’t everything. Voters aren’t buying what Republicans are selling in 2026. Continue reading The Mother’s Milk Of Politics?
The Spirit Of ’06
26 days until the election. Tick tock, motherfuckers. Continue reading The Spirit Of ’06
Malaka Of The Week: Bo French
Texas GOPer Bo French is too bigoted for Karl Rove. The MAGA malakatude, it burns. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Bo French
Reptiles & Hookers
Two of Trump’s favorite words describe Gret Stet Senator John Neely Kennedy. He’s a hick hoax and a fake country bumpkin. Continue reading Reptiles & Hookers
The Runaway Republicans
40 days until the election. Tick tock, motherfuckers. Continue reading The Runaway Republicans
Runaround Sue’s Close Call
Maine Senator Susan Collins was under investigation, then the MAGA cavalry rode to her rescue. Continue reading Runaround Sue’s Close Call
Common Sense Or Crazy?
Common sense is uncommon among MAGA Republicans. Continue reading Common Sense Or Crazy?
State Of Play
It’s 63 days until election day; tick tock, motherfuckers. Continue reading State Of Play
Saturday Odds & Sods: American Roulette
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Malaka Of The Week: Brandon Herrera
The MAGA malakatude, it burns. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Brandon Herrera
Malaka Of The Week: Victor Marx
Meet Manly Malaka Marx who resembles the Brawny Man. He lies so much that he’s Donald Trump in a flannel shirt. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Victor Marx
Stuck On 2020
The BIG LIE goes on and on and on. Continue reading Stuck On 2020
Why I Hate Hot Takes
Enough with the Chicken Littling. Continue reading Why I Hate Hot Takes
Malaka Of The Week: Mike Lindell
You say My Pillow; I say MAGA Pillow. Let’s call the whole thing off. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Mike Lindell
The Outsider Obsession
Adrastos on outsider candidates, past and present in the wake of the Platner shipwreck. Continue reading The Outsider Obsession
The Platner Shipwreck
Oysterman’s campaign is in deep shit and sinking fast. Art by Winslow Homer. Music by Nick Lowe, Rodney Crowell, and Gordon Lightfoot. Continue reading The Platner Shipwreck
Saturday Odds & Sods: Badge
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Irked In June
Our monthly exercise in vexatious venting about irksome things Continue reading Irked In June
Texas Trump Triumphs
Dear Texans: Vote against the crook, it’s important. Continue reading Texas Trump Triumphs
The Final Humiliation Of Bill Cassidy
Gret Stet Senator complicit in MAHA madness loses primary. Continue reading The Final Humiliation Of Bill Cassidy
Shecky’s Quick Hitters: Pick Yourself Up
This time: Pep talk, the interior decorator in chief, reality show transportation secretary, and The Clownfish does 60 Minutes Continue reading Shecky’s Quick Hitters: Pick Yourself Up
The Democrat’s White Whale
Moby Dick does the Texas two-step. Continue reading The Democrat’s White Whale