Why I Hate Hot Takes
Enough with the Chicken Littling. Continue reading Why I Hate Hot Takes
Category: Campaign Notes
Malaka Of The Week: Mike Lindell
You say My Pillow; I say MAGA Pillow. Let’s call the whole thing off. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Mike Lindell
The Outsider Obsession
Adrastos on outsider candidates, past and present in the wake of the Platner shipwreck. Continue reading The Outsider Obsession
The Platner Shipwreck
Oysterman’s campaign is in deep shit and sinking fast. Art by Winslow Homer. Music by Nick Lowe, Rodney Crowell, and Gordon Lightfoot. Continue reading The Platner Shipwreck
Saturday Odds & Sods: Badge
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. Continue reading Saturday Odds & Sods: Badge
Irked In June
Our monthly exercise in vexatious venting about irksome things Continue reading Irked In June
Texas Trump Triumphs
Dear Texans: Vote against the crook, it’s important. Continue reading Texas Trump Triumphs
The Final Humiliation Of Bill Cassidy
Gret Stet Senator complicit in MAHA madness loses primary. Continue reading The Final Humiliation Of Bill Cassidy
Shecky’s Quick Hitters: Pick Yourself Up
This time: Pep talk, the interior decorator in chief, reality show transportation secretary, and The Clownfish does 60 Minutes Continue reading Shecky’s Quick Hitters: Pick Yourself Up
The Democrat’s White Whale
Moby Dick does the Texas two-step. Continue reading The Democrat’s White Whale
Campaign Notes: Groovy Tuesday
An quick and dirty overview of Tuesday’s key races. Continue reading Campaign Notes: Groovy Tuesday
Malaka Of The Week: Andrew Cuomo
The New York malakatude, it burns. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Andrew Cuomo
Saturday Odds & Sods: Where Do We Go From Here?
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. Continue reading Saturday Odds & Sods: Where Do We Go From Here?
Political Hangover
So much for saying I told you so. Continue reading Political Hangover
Kamala’s Time
Kamala Harris is about to make history. She’s got this. Continue reading Kamala’s Time
Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: Election Day Edition
Bobby Junior: Born Again Bircher
Bobby Junior dishonors the Kennedy family legacy yet again. Continue reading Bobby Junior: Born Again Bircher
Some Final Thoughts Before Election Day
Happy Election Eve, everyone. Continue reading Some Final Thoughts Before Election Day
Something’s Happening
It’s reproductive rights and democracy, stupid. Continue reading Something’s Happening
Talkin’ Bout The TikTok Generation
People try to put them down, talkin’ bout Gen Z. Continue reading Talkin’ Bout The TikTok Generation
How Many Times?
How many times do I have to say they’re losing? Random thoughts on the closing days of the 2024 campaign. Continue reading How Many Times?
With Malice Towards None
Kamala Harris wants to be a president for all Americans, even the ones who hate her, like my neighbors. Continue reading With Malice Towards None
Boo From The Insult Comedian
They know they’re losing. Continue reading Boo From The Insult Comedian
Name That Republican
It’s pop quiz time: Who said that about Donald Trump? Continue reading Name That Republican
Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: He Hates America
The latest reason to vote against the crook: He hates America. Only patriots should live in the White House. Continue reading Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: He Hates America
They Know They’re Losing
The state of the campaign with one week to go. Continue reading They Know They’re Losing
Fascism Day At The Garden
They are not just no longer hiding the fascism, they are shouting it. Continue reading Fascism Day At The Garden
Blame It On Mitch
You say Cowardly Turtle, I say Kentucky Fried Coward. Let’s call the whole thing off. Continue reading Blame It On Mitch
The Best Ad Of The 2024 Campaign
Trump’s words out of the mouths of babes. Continue reading The Best Ad Of The 2024 Campaign
The Three Piles Of Bullshit Making The Election So Close
So many Americans believe crime is high, the economy is failing, and immigration is out of control. Bullshit. Continue reading The Three Piles Of Bullshit Making The Election So Close