Fatal Attraction
Who is Natalie Harp and why is she so relentlessly weird? Continue reading Fatal Attraction
Category: The Darnold
MAGA’s Performative Patriotism
MAGA hypocrisy on land and sea. Trump praises the communist dictator of North Korea and accuses Navy families of lying about conditions on the USS Lincoln. Continue reading MAGA’s Performative Patriotism
MAGA’s Hot Stove League
MAGA is power drunk on greed and gold. Continue reading MAGA’s Hot Stove League
If I Go, You Go
Trump doesn’t care if you die, and he’s not going to do anything to save any of us, either. Continue reading If I Go, You Go
Exhuming Hoover
Donald Trump meets Herbert Hoover, economic calamity ensues. Continue reading Exhuming Hoover
Stuck On 2020
The BIG LIE goes on and on and on. Continue reading Stuck On 2020
The Third Red Scare
MAGA wants you to be afraid of reds under the bed. Repeat after me: There is no red menace. Continue reading The Third Red Scare
Malaka Of The Week: Wes Streeting
UK Defence Minister Wes Streeting is a rebel without a clue. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Wes Streeting
Why I Hate Hot Takes
Enough with the Chicken Littling. Continue reading Why I Hate Hot Takes
The Whiplash War
You say TACO; I say whiplash. Let’s call the whole thing off. Continue reading The Whiplash War
Kick ‘Em When They’re Dead
Fleas are to dogs as Lindsey was to Trump. It’s a warning to all Trump sycophants. Continue reading Kick ‘Em When They’re Dead
The Three Faces Of Todd Blanche
Todd Blanche should be disbarred, not promoted. Senators should just say no to his nomination. Continue reading The Three Faces Of Todd Blanche
All The President’s Lackeys
In which Adrastos paraphrases Shakespeare: “I come to bury Lindsey, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Lindsey.” Continue reading All The President’s Lackeys
Irked In July
Our monthly exercise in vexatious venting about irksome things. Continue reading Irked In July
Sound and Fury Signifying Nothing
We need a 250th birthday do-over. Continue reading Sound and Fury Signifying Nothing
It’s Not Easy Being Green
Trump’s entire political career is about undoing everything Obama did. The Reflecting Pool debacle is a guilt-free helping of schadenfreude. Continue reading It’s Not Easy Being Green
Italian Iced
Italian Prime Minister Giorgia Meloni is on Trump’s shit list. You say shit list; I say honor roll. Let’s call the whole thing off. Continue reading Italian Iced
Saturday Odds & Sods: Confidential
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. Continue reading Saturday Odds & Sods: Confidential
The Big Brag
You say Big Lie; I say Big Brag. Let’s call the whole thing off. Continue reading The Big Brag
He Knows We Hate Him
It’s the other war he will never win. Continue reading He Knows We Hate Him
Ain’t That America Vs. That Ain’t America
One American vision is about inclusion and community, another is about hate, greed, and power. Continue reading Ain’t That America Vs. That Ain’t America
It’s Not The Cage Fight, It’s The Corruption, Stupid
The Insult Comedian turns 80 and brings what John McCain called “human cockfighting” to the White House. Continue reading It’s Not The Cage Fight, It’s The Corruption, Stupid
It’s The Incompetence, Stupid
MAGA is a fucked up movement led by dipshits and dunces. Continue reading It’s The Incompetence, Stupid
A Presidency Spiraling Out
Believe it or not, Trump appears to be getting worse. Still, some parts of the media continue to refuse to see it. Continue reading A Presidency Spiraling Out
The Fallacy Of Mending Broken Eggs
The old America is gone. The Democrats’ job is not to try to fix it, but to create a new one. Continue reading The Fallacy Of Mending Broken Eggs
Todd Blanche Is A Fuck Up
You say screw up; I say fuck up. Let’s call the whole thing off. Continue reading Todd Blanche Is A Fuck Up
Ignore The Crazy Guy Behind The Curtain
The establishment doesn’t want to deal with Trump’s madness, including much of the media. Continue reading Ignore The Crazy Guy Behind The Curtain
Bigger Than Elvis
A primer on The Concert That Wasn’t and how Trump stole at least $100 million from the official 250th birthday committee. Continue reading Bigger Than Elvis
Mama We’re All Trumpy Now
Trump’s conspiratorial mindset has infected the entire nation. Continue reading Mama We’re All Trumpy Now
Texas Trump Triumphs
Dear Texans: Vote against the crook, it’s important. Continue reading Texas Trump Triumphs