Dictator Love 2.0
Dictators are weak and cower before a stronger strongman. Continue reading Dictator Love 2.0
Category: The Darnold
The Runaway Republicans
40 days until the election. Tick tock, motherfuckers. Continue reading The Runaway Republicans
The National Security Dodge
Tales of Trump’s armory arch and White House press ban. The first offends the eyes; the second, the constitution.
Quote Of The Day: Trump’s Risky Worldview
Adrastos on Trump’s board game foreign policy. Continue reading Quote Of The Day: Trump’s Risky Worldview
Crawling From The Wreckage
MAGA and the damage done. Continue reading Crawling From The Wreckage
The Laziest Congress
When Congress fails to do its job, it’s time for a change. It’s time for Johnson, Scalise, and Thune to go. Continue reading The Laziest Congress
You Made Me Do This
Trump’s behavior vis-à-vis the Kennedy Center is the perfect example of an abuser at work. Continue reading You Made Me Do This
The Insult Comedian’s Wild Irish Hair
Trump stirs the pot in Ireland, making UK right-wingers stew. Continue reading The Insult Comedian’s Wild Irish Hair
Common Sense Or Crazy?
Common sense is uncommon among MAGA Republicans. Continue reading Common Sense Or Crazy?
Here Comes President Troll Again 2.0
Here comes President Troll again, surrounded by all of his trolling men. Telling us who, why, where and when, President Troll wants trolling again. Continue reading Here Comes President Troll Again 2.0
Malaka Of The Week: Michael Cohen
The Return Of The Prodigal Sycophant. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Michael Cohen
Trump Just Wants To Help
Trump just wants to help…himself. If that destroys the GOP’s chances in the midterms, so be it. Continue reading Trump Just Wants To Help
State Of Play
It’s 63 days until election day; tick tock, motherfuckers. Continue reading State Of Play
The Beef Beef
1984: Where’s the beef?
2026: Where’s the beef from?
Continue reading The Beef Beef
Mais Oui, Canada
Canada stands up to Trumpist extortion. Fuck yeah, Mark Carney. Continue reading Mais Oui, Canada
Shecky’s Quick Hitters: The Pretender
Punching through the chaos of MAGA madness. This time: The Pretender, Theatre Kid In Chief, The Ballroom Bungle, The Curious Case Of The Perky Stalker, Peace Is Not At Hand, and Not Everything Sucks.
Days Of Thunder
The Trump-backed Freedom 250 group is bringing an Indycar race to the streets of DC. It’s already a disaster. Continue reading Days Of Thunder
Fatal Attraction
Who is Natalie Harp and why is she so relentlessly weird? Continue reading Fatal Attraction
MAGA’s Performative Patriotism
MAGA hypocrisy on land and sea. Trump praises the communist dictator of North Korea and accuses Navy families of lying about conditions on the USS Lincoln. Continue reading MAGA’s Performative Patriotism
MAGA’s Hot Stove League
MAGA is power drunk on greed and gold. Continue reading MAGA’s Hot Stove League
If I Go, You Go
Trump doesn’t care if you die, and he’s not going to do anything to save any of us, either. Continue reading If I Go, You Go
Exhuming Hoover
Donald Trump meets Herbert Hoover, economic calamity ensues. Continue reading Exhuming Hoover
Stuck On 2020
The BIG LIE goes on and on and on. Continue reading Stuck On 2020
The Third Red Scare
MAGA wants you to be afraid of reds under the bed. Repeat after me: There is no red menace. Continue reading The Third Red Scare
Malaka Of The Week: Wes Streeting
UK Defence Minister Wes Streeting is a rebel without a clue. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Wes Streeting
Why I Hate Hot Takes
Enough with the Chicken Littling. Continue reading Why I Hate Hot Takes
The Whiplash War
You say TACO; I say whiplash. Let’s call the whole thing off. Continue reading The Whiplash War
Kick ‘Em When They’re Dead
Fleas are to dogs as Lindsey was to Trump. It’s a warning to all Trump sycophants. Continue reading Kick ‘Em When They’re Dead
The Three Faces Of Todd Blanche
Todd Blanche should be disbarred, not promoted. Senators should just say no to his nomination. Continue reading The Three Faces Of Todd Blanche
All The President’s Lackeys
In which Adrastos paraphrases Shakespeare: “I come to bury Lindsey, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones; So let it be with Lindsey.” Continue reading All The President’s Lackeys