Todd Blanche Is A Fuck Up
You say screw up; I say fuck up. Let’s call the whole thing off. Continue reading Todd Blanche Is A Fuck Up
Category: Legal Docket
Corporate Personhood: The Ruling That Wasn’t
Fourteenth Amendment protection for corporations was (very) intentionally not part of this 1886 SCOTUS decision. So how did one Chief Justice and a court employee let things get so off the rails? Continue reading Corporate Personhood: The Ruling That Wasn’t
Gret Stet Of Confusion
Chaos in Louisiana as The Clownfish cancels Congressional primaries in search of partisan advantage. Continue reading Gret Stet Of Confusion
The Justice In The Shadows
Gutting the Voting Rights Act with Sam the Sham Alito and John Roberts. Don’t call them judicial conservatives. Continue reading The Justice In The Shadows
Revenge Is Stupid: DOJ Edition
In one of the silliest criminal cases ever, the Despicable Mr. Blanche tries to 86 James Comey for posting seashells by the seashore. The MAGA malakatude, it burns. Continue reading Revenge Is Stupid: DOJ Edition
Virginia: Sitting In Limbo
The state’s crucial redistricting vote could get overturned by its Supreme Court. But the dope is that there’s still hope, and here’s why. Continue reading Virginia: Sitting In Limbo
Bondi’s Mission Impossible
Bondi is out. The identity of her successor is irrelevant: The Insult Comedian is the real Attorney General. Continue reading Bondi’s Mission Impossible
Mondo Bondi
Since 2012 the GOP has gone from Romney’s binders full of women to Bondi’s binders full of bluster and bullshit. Continue reading Mondo Bondi
The Presumption Of Irregularity
The presumption of regularity is dead. Long live the presumption of irregularity. Continue reading The Presumption Of Irregularity
Reality Gets A Shot In The Arm
Bobby Junior’s HHS is the administration’s latest big loser in court. Cameos by Wilco, Janis Joplin, and Bing Crosby. Continue reading Reality Gets A Shot In The Arm
Malaka Of The Week: Judge Lawrence Van Dyke
The judge is a troll. The MAGA malakatude, it burns. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Judge Lawrence Van Dyke
Mood Swinging With The Supremes
Insult Comedian’s tariffs shot down by SCOTUS. Don’t spike the ball. Continue reading Mood Swinging With The Supremes
The Ham Sandwich Rebellion
MAGA DOJ’s performative indictment attempt fails. Continue reading The Ham Sandwich Rebellion
Lemon Squeezed By ICE
Don Lemon meets the Duchess of Distraction, Pam Bondi. Continue reading Lemon Squeezed By ICE
The Village Smithy Testifies
Instant analysis of Jack Smith’s Congressional testimony. Continue reading The Village Smithy Testifies
The MAGA DOJ Is Bleeding Lawyers
Legal backlash to MAGA murder most foul in Minnesota. Continue reading The MAGA DOJ Is Bleeding Lawyers
Don’t Call Them Conservatives: Supreme Court Edition
Call them reactionaries, wingnuts, radicals, extremists, right-wingers; call them anything but conservatives. Continue reading Don’t Call Them Conservatives: Supreme Court Edition
Eve Of Corruption
Adrastos on the MAGA Supreme Court and its shady use of the shadow docket.
Continue reading Eve Of Corruption
The Comey Commedia Dell’Arte
Instant analysis of the Comey and James dismissals. Continue reading The Comey Commedia Dell’Arte
Da Winnas & Da Loozas: Epstein Vote Edition
Instant analysis of a remarkable day on Capitol Hill. Continue reading Da Winnas & Da Loozas: Epstein Vote Edition
Third Term Chatter
MAGA’s dream of a Trump third term is America’s nightmare. It’s also illegal but when did that ever stop them? Continue reading Third Term Chatter
Saturday Odds & Sods: Show Me The Way
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends. Continue reading Saturday Odds & Sods: Show Me The Way
The Comey Indictment
MAGA’S trumped up case against James Comey fails both the smell and laugh tests. Continue reading The Comey Indictment
Quote Of The Day: Free Speech Edition
On MAGA free speech hypocrisy. Continue reading Quote Of The Day: Free Speech Edition
The Maxwell Scandals
Like father, like daughter. Continue reading The Maxwell Scandals
The Cantrell Indictment
Unsolicited advice for New Orleans Mayor LaToya Cantrell. Continue reading The Cantrell Indictment
Demonstrably False
A Federal Judge calls out DOJ’s malevolent mendacity in the Epstein-Maxwell mishigas. Continue reading Demonstrably False
Malaka Of The Week: John Cornyn
Malakatude as big as Texas. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: John Cornyn
Emil Bove Is A Perjurer
Lying his way to the top: The Emil Bove story. Continue reading Emil Bove Is A Perjurer
Speaker Yellowbelly
A nickname is born: MAGA Mike Johnson is a coward. That’s why Adrastos calls him Speaker Yellowbelly. Continue reading Speaker Yellowbelly