The Whiplash War
You say TACO; I say whiplash. Let’s call the whole thing off. Continue reading The Whiplash War
Category: MAGA
The Three Faces Of Todd Blanche
Todd Blanche should be disbarred, not promoted. Senators should just say no to his nomination. Continue reading The Three Faces Of Todd Blanche
The Bigots’ Big Day Out
The Patriot Front field trip to the scary city generates a couple of chuckles. And who’s worse, racists in masks or MAGA VIPs who play dumb on mic? Asking for Mike Lee and Laura Ingraham. Continue reading The Bigots’ Big Day Out
WVU’s New Unbearable Whiteness of Being Center
The WV GOP and WVU killed a bunch of legit academic departments so they could fund a new MAGA Studies department. Continue reading WVU’s New Unbearable Whiteness of Being Center
Sound and Fury Signifying Nothing
We need a 250th birthday do-over. Continue reading Sound and Fury Signifying Nothing
Gret Stet Shit Show
Adrastos on the tawdry tussle between Louisiana AG Liz Murrill and an Orleans Parish grand jury. You say clusterfuck; I say shit show. Let’s call the whole thing off. Continue reading Gret Stet Shit Show
MAGA, History, and America At 250
Under consideration: deep questions like “were the Salem witches guilty?”. Continue reading MAGA, History, and America At 250
The Crackpot Court
SCOTUS upholds birthright citizenship 5-3-1. Kavanaugh provides a loophole for future challenges. Thanks for nothing, Justice Bro. Continue reading The Crackpot Court
MAGA Doesn’t Know How To Have Fun
The Great American State Fair is lacking every single thing that makes state fairs fun. I absolutely love it. Continue reading MAGA Doesn’t Know How To Have Fun
Bill Cassidy: YOLO No Mo
Bill Cassidy is a weakling. Continue reading Bill Cassidy: YOLO No Mo
The Big Brag
You say Big Lie; I say Big Brag. Let’s call the whole thing off. Continue reading The Big Brag
Deliver The Body
Suspend Stephen Miller and JD Vance, not the writ of habeas corpus. Continue reading Deliver The Body
Naive Melodies: Zac Brown & GOP Muslims
What do the country star and a Texan named Mohamed Hussein have in common? They’ve both kept their faith in America, and lately they’ve both put it in the wrong place. Continue reading Naive Melodies: Zac Brown & GOP Muslims
Ain’t That America Vs. That Ain’t America
One American vision is about inclusion and community, another is about hate, greed, and power. Continue reading Ain’t That America Vs. That Ain’t America
It’s Not The Cage Fight, It’s The Corruption, Stupid
The Insult Comedian turns 80 and brings what John McCain called “human cockfighting” to the White House. Continue reading It’s Not The Cage Fight, It’s The Corruption, Stupid
Riley Moore Is Running For Secretary of Labor
Because being a House rep limits his time on FOX, Riley has decided to launch his bid to become Secretary of Labor. Continue reading Riley Moore Is Running For Secretary of Labor
Call It Disenfranchising Voters, Not Fraud
The GOP is lying about the California election because they want to disenfranchise all non-Republican voters. Continue reading Call It Disenfranchising Voters, Not Fraud
It’s The Incompetence, Stupid
MAGA is a fucked up movement led by dipshits and dunces. Continue reading It’s The Incompetence, Stupid
Greg Bovino Goes Full Metal Fascist
Nothing is normal, everything is political, nothing is sacred. Continue reading Greg Bovino Goes Full Metal Fascist
Scott Pelley Is A Stand Up Guy
Scott Pelley stands up for truth, justice, and the American way. Continue reading Scott Pelley Is A Stand Up Guy
Todd Blanche Is A Fuck Up
You say screw up; I say fuck up. Let’s call the whole thing off. Continue reading Todd Blanche Is A Fuck Up
Texas Trump Triumphs
Dear Texans: Vote against the crook, it’s important. Continue reading Texas Trump Triumphs
Top Ten Things I Never Want To Hear From Republicans Again
Enough with the bluster and bullshit. Musical commentary by 10cc, Billie Holiday, George Harrison, Randy Newman, Frank Sinatra, Don Henley, Natalie Cole, Sly & The Family Stone, Mike Post, and Jethro Tull.
Continue reading Top Ten Things I Never Want To Hear From Republicans Again
Slush Funds Are OKIYAR
The MAGA corruption, it burns. Continue reading Slush Funds Are OKIYAR
The Final Humiliation Of Bill Cassidy
Gret Stet Senator complicit in MAHA madness loses primary. Continue reading The Final Humiliation Of Bill Cassidy
Shecky’s Quick Hitters: Pick Yourself Up
This time: Pep talk, the interior decorator in chief, reality show transportation secretary, and The Clownfish does 60 Minutes Continue reading Shecky’s Quick Hitters: Pick Yourself Up
Malaka Of The Week: Jay Morris
The Gret Stet malakatude, it burns. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Jay Morris
The Smoking Bottle?
The bottle let Kash Patel down. Continue reading The Smoking Bottle?
Revenge Is Stupid: DOJ Edition
In one of the silliest criminal cases ever, the Despicable Mr. Blanche tries to 86 James Comey for posting seashells by the seashore. The MAGA malakatude, it burns. Continue reading Revenge Is Stupid: DOJ Edition
Evict Cosplay Kristi
You say Cosplay Kristi; I say Squatter Kristi. Let’s call the whole thing off. Continue reading Evict Cosplay Kristi