You know the old joke – guy dies and goes to Hell. The Devil tells him he has to spend all eternity in one of three rooms, and that he’ll let him look and decide.
Guy looks in the first room – hundreds of thousands of people all standing on their heads. Faces bulging, eyes distended, blood running from their noses. It suddenly becomes clear to the guy why being crucified upside down was considered to be a horrendous punishment.
He opens the door to the second room – same thing. The guy slams the door shut and hesitantly reaches for the third door. This huge room is different – the hundreds of thousands of people are standing knee-deep in human excrement, drinking coffee. The guy thinks – “Well, I guess after a while you can’t even smell the shit any more, and I do love coffee.”
He wades in, gets a cup, and joins the throng. After a minute, the Devil pokes his head in and says: “Coffee break’s over – back on your heads”.
My coffee break is over.
And with that – the .01% solution!
Trump—“We’ll build a wall along Colorado…”
WE ^ | 10/24/2019 | WE
Posted on 10/24/2019, 10:40:56 AM by mikelets456
President Trump said that in addition to border wall construction in New Mexico and Texas, “We’re building a wall in Colorado.”
Speaking in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, at the Shale Insight Conference on Wednesday, Trump appeared to flub his geography when it comes to the U.S.-Mexico border.
“We’re building a wall on the border of New Mexico, and we’re building a wall in Colorado. We’re building a beautiful wall. A big one that really works, that you can’t get over, you can’t get under. And we’re building a wall in Texas,” Trump said. “We’re not building a wall in Kansas, but they get the benefit of the walls we just mentioned.”
The Freeperati are divided on this one:
Who gave him some of Joe Biden’s special loco tea?
I think Nevada could use a western wall though 😀
4 posted on 10/24/2019, 10:43:56 AM by z3n
Drudge has been trying to make this a story for two days now, so thanks for bringing it over hereThe Human Scum in DeeCee have been trying to set DJT and his family up with phony charges since 11/8/16. The man is allowed an occasional slip of the tongue as he battles for us each and every day.
Good old “Max Americana” weighs in :
I’ve been advocating landmines since I joined 2 decades ago but some limp-wristed Freepers thought Im too rightwing for this forum..
18 posted on 10/24/2019, 10:59:55 AM by max americana (Fired ONE libtard at work at every election since 2008 because I enjoy it. I hope every lib die.)
I am SO tempted to doxx this piece of shit – but I would never reveal that he’s a Supervisor at the Oakhurst Chamber Of Commerce.
And finally –
“In context, this was a humorous remark, but, then these people have no sense of humor. Trump was pointing out that a border wall was a wall around each state to keep out crime and protect the citizens of those particular states. He was not being literal about building a wall around Colorado.”
Who knows? Maybe you are right. Perhaps 0.1% see this as a sophisticated 3D chess move. Until he explains it as such the rest of the country will be laughing at him.
26 posted on 10/24/2019, 11:09:54 AM by plain talk
This post has been brought to you by the letter “Duh, motherfucker”.
More after the you-know-what…