My Uncle Was A ‘Loser’ 3.0
In honor of Captain William Peter Athas, 1917-1944. Continue reading My Uncle Was A ‘Loser’ 3.0
Category: Campaign Notes
The Top Ten Weirdest MAGA Depictions Of Trump
Some inartistic art from the MAGA cult of personality. Who knew that Trump is a superhero? Continue reading The Top Ten Weirdest MAGA Depictions Of Trump
Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: He’s An Asshole, Not An Outlaw
Vote against the crook because he confuses assholery with strength. Continue reading Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: He’s An Asshole, Not An Outlaw
The Case For Kamala Harris
If we encounter an undecided voter, we need to try to win them over. Continue reading The Case For Kamala Harris
The Bro Vote & Arnold Palmer’s Schlong
The candidates are going after the bro vote in different ways. Kamala Harris was interviewed by Howard Stern and Trump used latrine language in Latrobe, PA. Continue reading The Bro Vote & Arnold Palmer’s Schlong
A Cure For Election Anxiety
The zen between TMI and not paying attention. Continue reading A Cure For Election Anxiety
Campaign Notes: Hey Nineteen
2024 political potpourri for $2K, Ken. Continue reading Campaign Notes: Hey Nineteen
Swaying To The Oldies With DJ Donald
You say love fest, I say fugue state. Let’s call the whole thing off. Continue reading Swaying To The Oldies With DJ Donald
Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: “A Fascist To The Core”
The latest reason to vote against the crook according to General Mark Milley: “He’s a total fascist.” Continue reading Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: “A Fascist To The Core”
Living In A 2024 Battleground State Is Exhausting
We Pennsylvanians are being deluged with some of the most heinous political advertising in our nation’s history. Continue reading Living In A 2024 Battleground State Is Exhausting
On Bedwetting
Dear Bedwetters: Take a deep breath and relax. Freaking out never helped anyone. Continue reading On Bedwetting
The Closer: Shecky Obama
44 mocks 45: “Do you think Donald Trump has ever changed a diaper?” Continue reading The Closer: Shecky Obama
The Cease & Desist Top Ten List
Freedom, man. Continue reading The Cease & Desist Top Ten List
Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: Cognitive Decline Edition
Belly up to the word salad buffet with the Kaiser of Chaos. Continue reading Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: Cognitive Decline Edition
Barbara Kingsolver On JD Vance
Hillbilly smackdown on Copperhead Road. Continue reading Barbara Kingsolver On JD Vance
We Have A Misinformation Crisis
A society so full of misinformation is going to have a difficult time functioning. Continue reading We Have A Misinformation Crisis
Veepfest 2024
Not-so instant analysis of the not-so great Walz-Vance debate. Continue reading Veepfest 2024
Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: Hurricane Helene Edition
Heckuva job, Trumpy. Continue reading Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: Hurricane Helene Edition
Speak Of The Devil
Is Kamala Harris the devil’s handmaiden? JD Vance’s Christian nationalist pal Lance Wallnau seems to think so. Continue reading Speak Of The Devil
Yes, Trump Is Getting Worse
Donald Trump gave a speech over the weekend that was disturbing, even dare I say…Hitler-esque? Continue reading Yes, Trump Is Getting Worse
How I Learned To Stop Worrying & Hate The Polls
Pollsters are often wrong but never in doubt. Continue reading How I Learned To Stop Worrying & Hate The Polls
The Year Of The Veep
Only 39 days to go in one of the Veepiest campaigns ever. Continue reading The Year Of The Veep
Mocking The Black Porn Nazi
Mark Robinson has it coming. Continue reading Mocking The Black Porn Nazi
The Blue Islands In Pennsylvania’s Red Sea
The unsung heroes of every presidential election are the little cities in the “Alabama” part of Pennsylvania. Continue reading The Blue Islands In Pennsylvania’s Red Sea
Say Anything
Talking smack about Team Trump’s smack talk. Continue reading Say Anything
The Republican Party’s Week Of Cracking Up
The GOP had themselves a week. Continue reading The Republican Party’s Week Of Cracking Up
State Of Play
Random notes about a weird campaign. Continue reading State Of Play
Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: Incitement Speech Edition
The most dangerous thing in America is Donald Trump’s mouth. Continue reading Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: Incitement Speech Edition
The Dangerous Misinformation Is Coming From The Right
Sure, there’s misinformation coming from both sides. But much of it is coming from the right, and it’s bad for the nation. Continue reading The Dangerous Misinformation Is Coming From The Right
Malaka Of The Week: Laura Loomer
Adrastos on the Loomer Subtext. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Laura Loomer