On Bedwetting
Dear Bedwetters: Take a deep breath and relax. Freaking out never helped anyone. Continue reading On Bedwetting
Category: Campaign Notes
The Closer: Shecky Obama
44 mocks 45: “Do you think Donald Trump has ever changed a diaper?” Continue reading The Closer: Shecky Obama
The Cease & Desist Top Ten List
Freedom, man. Continue reading The Cease & Desist Top Ten List
Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: Cognitive Decline Edition
Belly up to the word salad buffet with the Kaiser of Chaos. Continue reading Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: Cognitive Decline Edition
Barbara Kingsolver On JD Vance
Hillbilly smackdown on Copperhead Road. Continue reading Barbara Kingsolver On JD Vance
We Have A Misinformation Crisis
A society so full of misinformation is going to have a difficult time functioning. Continue reading We Have A Misinformation Crisis
Veepfest 2024
Not-so instant analysis of the not-so great Walz-Vance debate. Continue reading Veepfest 2024
Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: Hurricane Helene Edition
Heckuva job, Trumpy. Continue reading Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: Hurricane Helene Edition
Speak Of The Devil
Is Kamala Harris the devil’s handmaiden? JD Vance’s Christian nationalist pal Lance Wallnau seems to think so. Continue reading Speak Of The Devil
Yes, Trump Is Getting Worse
Donald Trump gave a speech over the weekend that was disturbing, even dare I say…Hitler-esque? Continue reading Yes, Trump Is Getting Worse
How I Learned To Stop Worrying & Hate The Polls
Pollsters are often wrong but never in doubt. Continue reading How I Learned To Stop Worrying & Hate The Polls
The Year Of The Veep
Only 39 days to go in one of the Veepiest campaigns ever. Continue reading The Year Of The Veep
Mocking The Black Porn Nazi
Mark Robinson has it coming. Continue reading Mocking The Black Porn Nazi
The Blue Islands In Pennsylvania’s Red Sea
The unsung heroes of every presidential election are the little cities in the “Alabama” part of Pennsylvania. Continue reading The Blue Islands In Pennsylvania’s Red Sea
Say Anything
Talking smack about Team Trump’s smack talk. Continue reading Say Anything
The Republican Party’s Week Of Cracking Up
The GOP had themselves a week. Continue reading The Republican Party’s Week Of Cracking Up
State Of Play
Random notes about a weird campaign. Continue reading State Of Play
Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: Incitement Speech Edition
The most dangerous thing in America is Donald Trump’s mouth. Continue reading Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: Incitement Speech Edition
The Dangerous Misinformation Is Coming From The Right
Sure, there’s misinformation coming from both sides. But much of it is coming from the right, and it’s bad for the nation. Continue reading The Dangerous Misinformation Is Coming From The Right
Malaka Of The Week: Laura Loomer
Adrastos on the Loomer Subtext. Continue reading Malaka Of The Week: Laura Loomer
What Kamala’s Orange Beatdown Could Mean In November
Don’t worry too much if the debate only moves the polls a little. Continue reading What Kamala’s Orange Beatdown Could Mean In November
Philadelphia Beatdown
Kamala Harris is a total badass. Continue reading Philadelphia Beatdown
Questions For The Insult Comedian
Questionable questions for a questionable candidate. Continue reading Questions For The Insult Comedian
Trump Promises Blood, Media Yawns
Mass deportation, as Trump said, would indeed be bloody and horrifying. Continue reading Trump Promises Blood, Media Yawns
Whodunit: Cemetery Shove Mystery Solved
Team Trump tried to bury the story with lies but were foiled by NPR who exposed the identities of the Arlington Cemetery Shovers. Continue reading Whodunit: Cemetery Shove Mystery Solved
Let Him Talk
Life imitates Sunset Boulevard. Continue reading Let Him Talk
Carpetbagger Tests Tester
Moving to Montana soon. Gonna be a dental floss tycoon. Continue reading Carpetbagger Tests Tester
Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: Queens Kourabiedes Edition
The latest reason to vote against the crook: He’s a Kourabiedes and a whiny titty baby. Continue reading Vote Against The Crook, It’s Important: Queens Kourabiedes Edition
Are You REALLY Going To Vote For That Guy?
An open letter to Trump voters after the events of this week. Continue reading Are You REALLY Going To Vote For That Guy?
Bobby Junior: A Whale Of A Tale
Bobby Junior strikes again. Continue reading Bobby Junior: A Whale Of A Tale