Ever since the Mark Robinson porn scandal erupted I’ve wanted to put my new nickname for him in a post title. The time has come for the Black Porn Nazi to emerge from the recesses of my mind or some such shit.

Mark Robinson is the ultimate internet troll. He’s out to own the libs with his outrageous comments. Jamie O and guest writer Lex Alexander have already kicked him around. It’s my turn to own the Black Porn Nazi. I’d rather return him for a refund, but he refuses to go away.

I think a photo essay is in order for the man who said that Mein Kampf is a good read. There are billboards, real and virtual, aplenty to mock this mook. We begin with one from the Democratic National Committee:

The Black Porn Nazi is a gentleman? Who knew? Trump’s definition of gentleman is different than mine. It is, however, not surprising that he cherishes Mark Robinson. He makes the Kaiser of Chaos look like a normie. In a word: Incredible.

Meanwhile in Raleigh, North Carolina, AI is being used for good:

“Anyone strolling through Raleigh this weekend may hear the voice of Lieutenant Governor Mark Robinson blasting from an electronic billboard on the side of a truck.

“MLK was a communist,” Robinson’s voice says, speaking over an image of himself pointing into the face of the revered leader. “And the Civil Rights Movement was CRAP!” he adds, edited into the bus seat next to Rosa Parks. 

On another slide, his voice calls the affordable care act “an effort to enslave everybody” while he poses, tin hat perched on his bald head, in front of an Illuminati conspiracy board.

But Robinson, Republican candidate for governor, didn’t sit down to record those lines for the ads. The sounds weren’t even spliced together from past clips. Instead, his voice was digitally created—to read quotes and beliefs taken from his old Facebook posts, rallies, and media appearances—with AI. 

The campaign is the latest from Americans for Prosparody (not to be confused with Koch brothers-backed conservative Americans for Prosperity), a satire political action committee (PAC) founded and funded by Raleigh millionaire and activist Todd Stiefel.”

That’s some clever shit. Robinson specialized in outrageous sound bites even before being outed as the Black Porn Nazi.

We begin with the MLK quote:

This from a guy that the Insult Comedian has called, “Martin Luther King on steroids.”

I have no idea what that means. I don’t speak MAGA gibberish.

Next, the Black Porn Nazi’s views on the ACA aka Obamacare:

Silly me. I thought it was a program to help the uninsured. I dig the Hershey’s Kiss style tin foil hat.

Like most MAGA maggots, the Black Porn Nazi likes to threaten violence.

The Black Porn Nazi is adamantly anti-abortion. He’s also an adamant hypocrite.

Did he sell his soul to Satan to win election to his current job as Lt. Governor? Seems possible. He certainly sold his soul to former President* Pennywise.

Ready or not, here are the AI vocal stylings created by the good people at realrotten.com:

The Mark Robinson mishigas reminds me of Donald Trump’s Access Hollywood tape scandal. He survived that by mounting the “locker room talk” defense. Will the Black Porn Nazi survive his ordeal? Beats the hell outta me but I know one thing for certain: I want him to stay in the race to help Josh Stein and Kamala Harris win. Thanks, Marky Mark.

I have a throwback message for the Black Porn Nazi: Mark Robinson is a pussy. He should grab himself.

I have the image of the Black Porn Nazi with his tinfoil hat seared on my brain. That’s why the last word goes to Todd Rundgren & Donald Fagen: