Though I’m not quite sure I can forgive him forthis. A. Continue reading Joe Biden: A BIGGER PIMP THAN YOU
First, what Mr. A swears made him finally understand what in the unholy blue hell is going on in the economy and why what looks to outsiders like a bunch of banker schmoes losing their shirts has become a problem for everybody. My opinion remains that action at any point in the past two decades to unfuck this country of ours might have averted the current crisis, and thus I have little patience for the present sense of urgency, ie, welcome to the partywhere the HELL have you been? As I said in comments to another post a few days … Continue reading Opening
WINNAR: This election – for a larger section of the electorate than any since at least 1992 – isn’t a referendum on perception, it’s a long-overdue referendum on the state of people’s lives, and this society. This is why John McCain keeps doing all these bizarre “Hail Mary” stunts – he can’t win otherwise. He’s got to try and confuse everybody with Jerry Springer shananigans and melodramatic announcements and linking Barack Obama to al Qaeda and Timothy Leary and the Screech Sex Tape and hope that, somehow, the American public is stupid enough to ask for four more years of … Continue reading Happy Obama Photo
Hi, faithful readers – let’s get the anti-stupidity nose plugs in and suit up, shall we? With the Palin Pimple (can’t really call it a bounce) popping, the guardians of the Gates Of Denial (just south of the Gates Of Delirium) are ringing the alarum bells. It’s as if they hadn’t really spent the last month singing the praises of the person they all now excoriate as He Who Is Not Realy A Conservative (HWINRAC), but we know better, don’t we?
McCain Likes Democrat Andrew Cuomo for SEC Chief
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Posted onMonday, September 22, 2008 9:32:15 AM bySub-Driver
McCain Likes Democrat Andrew Cuomo for SEC Chief Monday, September 22, 2008 By Susan Jones, Senior Editor
(CNSNews.com) – If he’s elected president, Republican Sen. John McCain says he would want Democrat Andrew Cuomo to chair the Securities and Exchange Commission.
McCain, who has called for Republican SEC chief Chris Cox to resign, made the comment on the CBS program “60 Minutes” Sunday night.
“I’m curious,” CBS Correspondent Scott Pelley told McCain. “If you want to fire Chris Cox, the chairman of the SEC, who would you replace him with?”
McCain responded: “This may sound a little unusual, but I’ve admired Andrew Cuomo. I think he is somebody who could restore some credibility, lend some bipartisanship to this effort.”
Pelley: He’s a Democrat.
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The FIEND!! Let’s see how many aneurisms this generates, shall we?
It was going to be a hard sell anyway but now there is no time or money for this. WASHINGTON — Rep. Gene Taylor’s relentless two-year campaign to secure wind coverage as part of the federal flood insurance program is on the verge of failure, a victim of vicious opposition in the Senate, of suspicions about a new government program and ultimately, of bad timing. “It looks like there will be an extension of the present program,” said Taylor, D-Bay St. Louis, in an interview. The National Flood Insurance Program expires Sept. 30 unless Congress acts and lawmakers, anxious to … Continue reading Wind…Gone with the Bailout
Both theWall Street Journal’sJames Taranto and Powerline’sScott “Big Trunk” Johnson have complained about me referring to the president as “Chimpy” in this blog. I feel I owe them an explanation. AFP/Saul Loeb Continue reading Why We Call Him “Chimpy”
As a former bride myself, and as someone who has participated and helped plan more weddings for friends than I care to count (and most of those friends are even still married!), I cannot for the life of me imagine a worse ideathan this one. I don’t believe for a second this is being seriously discussed by anyone in the McCain campaign besides a couple of stoners in the lawn-sign crew. Leave the teenage pregnant shotgun aspect of this aside. Leave the cynicism of it out. The week before my wedding I nearly bit my mother’s head off for suggesting … Continue reading Can I Just Say Something?
Via Metaquotes: Anyway, and it’s been said a jillion times already but I like joining the chorus: isn’t it completely hysterical to see so many conservatives having honest debates about exactly how much of this billion dollar bailout is acceptable, when a national health care plan that costs a fraction of the bailout is MARX-FASCI-COMMU-CHE-STALIN-STREISAND horrible? Like, we can’t spare a penny so your kids can go to the doctor but, OH God you libtards don’t understand that the CEO of Goldman Sachs has a standard of living to which he’s grown accustomed and if he doesn’t have gold flakes … Continue reading Riddle Me This
What is your most prized possession? A. Continue reading Weekend Question Thread
That the Republicans did not nominateMike Huckabee, and that McCain did not pick him for Veep. A. Continue reading I Thank Dinosaur-Riding Jesus
If you’re not here on Thursday night for the Palin/Biden smackdown, this is the kind of thing you’ll be missing. Seriously. You wanna be here. Where else can you find analysis like this? When McCain declared that he was once called “sheriff” for his supposed policing of Congress: chuckago: They called him “shithead.” He heard “sheriff” thomas_w: John McCain invented being sheriff. Look it up: Nottingham, 1716. Foreign policy, illuminated by Crimean War references, because you are all a bunch of nerds. AWESOME NERDS: Doc5307: Yea because we’re all thinking: “Hey my mortgage is fucked, my job is gone, Mexico … Continue reading Crack Van: Debate Vol. 1
So, so wrong. I guess it’s true what the Captain said inCool Hand Luke. Some men, you just can’t reach. Women, too. Thanks to the miracle of Facebook, I’ve been getting in touch with friends from high school, some of whom I haven’t heard from in the better part of two decades. And it’s amazing to see how their thought processes have changed. Many of them, unfortunately, have given into the dark side and decided to be Republicans. Note that I do not say “conservative,” because they really don’t give a shit about small government. They just want Jeebus to … Continue reading A Problem of Perception
Paul Newman died yesterday. This sucks balls. h/t Doc in comments. The clip is one of the best scenes in my favorite movie. Continue reading Get Yourself a Sweet Madonna
Post away. In packs, or solo. A. Continue reading Saturday Blogwhoring Thread
Posts in the van belong to their posters. NO VIOLENCE. Be nice to each other. Be rude to McCain. Update: Van closed. We’ll have a best-of up later. Thanks for riding along; so far the pundits don’t seem to know what to talk about, so they’re waiting for the spin dudes to tell them how to behave. A. Continue reading First Debate Crack Van
I found myself seeing all the cracks. I found myself wishing he’d say this, say that, do this, do that, but I swear to God on earth, if McCain so much as mentions earmarks again, and Obama doesn’t say the words “Seal DNA,” I will start breaking fools. But here’s the thing. McCain needed a knockout punch. He needed to use his awesome to pre-empt the disaster that is going to be Sarah Palin, he needed to blow Obama away. Instead he sounded old, tired, pissy, and frankly out of touch. Obama didn’t need to pound him into the dirt. … Continue reading Debate Reaction Post
FromCBS News: UPDATED WITH NEAR-FINAL NUMBERS CBS News and Knowledge Networks conducted a nationally representative poll of approximately 500 uncommitted voters reacting to the debate in the minutes after it happened. Thirty-nine percent of uncommitted voters who watched the debate tonight thought Barack Obama was the winner. Twenty-five percent thought John McCain won. Thirty-six percent saw it as a draw. Forty-six percent of uncommitted voters said their opinion of Obama got better tonight. Thirty-one percent said their opinion of McCain got better. Sixty-six percent of uncommitted voters think Obama would make the right decisions about the economy. Forty-four percent think … Continue reading CBS Poll: More Uncommitted Voters Saw Obama As Debate Winner
You know how the Rude Pundit does this thing where he lists all the ways in which he wouldn’t fuck Ann Coulter? Replace “Ann Coulter” in all those scenarios with “O’Hare Airport” and you’d have my day today. Or is it tomorrow? I dunno, after an hour and a half on the runway waiting to take off I said screw it, started ordering drinks.
(Best location for a Starbucks EVER: Next to the baggage claim at the airport. Also, never again am I flying out of that fucking zoo. Midway or no way, bitches!)
(I haven’t really slept in a couple days.)
I’m just gonna do the squishy part of the post-mortem early, get it out of the way, make room for the serious and the snarky. Do read on, though, for a list of 22 of the thousands of things, in no particular order, about this weekend that were completely awesome:
Following up on the post below (no, not the ferrets, the one below that) I no longerbelieve this kind of thing. I don’t believe she can’t have a press conference. I believe she doesn’t want to, or think she has to, but that shecan’t? George W. Bush can, and he’s so dumb you could smack him in the face with a bag of nickels and he’d just look at you. Come on. I believe she’d be a so-so debater, because … I mean, it’s possible, but I don’t believe this is anything other than ramping down expectations for her debate, … Continue reading Expectations
Ferrets for Obama! A. Continue reading Friday Ferretblogging & Happy Obama Photo In One!
Pure. Fucking. Genius. Yeah, we need some funny on days like today. So go read “Assclowns of the Week.” It’s so good, I’m going to pre-empt this week’s edition of “Fuckmook of the Week” in favor of this hilarity. Oh, have youbought your roller derby tickets yet? Have you? Need I remind you how much ass this sport kicks? Come on. Make these people happy. You won’t be sorry you went. And, hell. I’ll be there. I might even buy you (yes, you) a beer. Continue reading Some Genius Shit
Harry: “The American people deserved better last night,” Reid said in a statement. “They deserved a chance to reclaim that sense of unity, purpose and patriotism that swept through our country five years ago.” Teddy: “The president should be ashamed of using a national day of mourning to commandeer the airwaves to give a speech that was designed not to unite the country and commemorate the fallen but to seek support for a war in Iraq that he has admitted had nothing to do with 9/11,” Sen. Edward M. Kennedy (news, bio, voting record), D-Mass., said in a statement. “There … Continue reading Happy Democrat Post: ALL of ’em
Take a second and check out this great cartoon by Ed Stein: (click here to view) Ed SteinRocky Mountain NewsSep 24, 2008 EditorialCartoonists.com Continue reading Cartoon: The Bailout (Simplified)
I thought this too, at first: Perhaps, however, rather than trying to postpone the debate, McCain is instead seeking to increase its importance. Surely the drama of the past 30 hours has made it an even more captivating event, probably leading to increased viewership. Moreover, with the subject matter likely to be expanded to include the economy, and the candidates having had less time to prepare, the entire exercise becomes less predictable, with gaffes more likely to occur, but also the potential for “clutch” performances. So perhaps instead of gambling two polling points on the debate — the average magnitude … Continue reading His Last Best Hope
You know, I give up. I just freaking … just …no. We do not have a rain date for this election. We do not have a democracy only when things are okay. We do not have stuff that we do LIKE VOTING AND OBEYING THE LAW and yes, John McCain, campaigning for high office, only when the sun is shining and the skies are clear. I can’t believe I have to explain this to people. It doesn’t work like that. This isn’t agenius move. It’s a flail by a candidate whose star VP is looking like some kind ofwooden-headed moron … Continue reading No Daylight
Wind him up…watch him yammer on while wandering aimlessly…until naptime. Considering how quickly time flies my feelings are a bit mixed in calling out Senator McCain on this–after all, I’m already certified middle-aged, and it’s not like the process can be reversed. Nonetheless, during the last week we’ve seen a performance by Senator McCain that–at best–could charitably be referred to as an extended series of senior moments. And if the tables were turned, i.e., if the candidate were Democratic, does anyone think the Rethugs would show restraint? Still, from last week’s just plain weird paean to fish around oil rigs … Continue reading The Geriatric Bunny
And why shouldn’t we trust them when they say they need $700 Billion? Maybethis: In fact, some of the most basic details, including the $700 billion figure Treasury would use to buy up bad debt, are fuzzy. “It’s not based on any particular data point,” a Treasury spokeswoman told Forbes.com Tuesday. “We just wanted to choose a really large number.“ And well this about covers the other reasons: (click here to view) John SherffiusSep 24, 2008 EditorialCartoonists.com Continue reading Trust us
I’ve got the video. To be fair, Terry Crews is much smarter, funnier, more talented, and better looking than Bush. And Bush is too much of a wuss to handle a SAW, anyway. Continue reading Bush’s “Ecomony” Speech.