Pure. Fucking. Genius.
Yeah, we need some funny on days like today. So go read “Assclowns of the Week.” It’s so good, I’m going to pre-empt this week’s edition of “Fuckmook of the Week” in favor of this hilarity.
Oh, have youbought your roller derby tickets yet? Have you? Need I remind you how much ass this sport kicks?
Come on. Make these people happy.
You won’t be sorry you went. And, hell. I’ll be there. I might even buy you (yes, you) a beer.