Some Genius Shit

Pure. Fucking. Genius.

Yeah, we need some funny on days like today. So go read “Assclowns of the Week.” It’s so good, I’m going to pre-empt this week’s edition of “Fuckmook of the Week” in favor of this hilarity.

Oh, have youbought your roller derby tickets yet? Have you? Need I remind you how much ass this sport kicks?

Come on. Make these people happy.

You won’t be sorry you went. And, hell. I’ll be there. I might even buy you (yes, you) a beer.

6 thoughts on “Some Genius Shit

  1. BuggyQ says:

    Okay, this was just my exchange with Mr. BuggyQ over the phone:
    Mr. BQ: “So I hear the debates are going on a scheduled. So McCain couldn’t fix this by himself?”
    Me: “Oh, no, he lit a fire under the congress critters, so they’re gonna get it fixed, and his work there is done.”
    Mr. BQ: “You are shitting me.”
    Me: “I am not. The man has no shame.”
    Mr. BQ: “So he did this all without Palin’s help?”
    Me: “All by hisself.”
    Mr. BQ: “Does he have a cape?”
    Me: “He has one on order with the presidential seal on it.”

  2. Roller Derby ROCKS HARD!!! And now that I will be a Houstonian in the full sense of the word again – I can actually go cheer the teams on (haven’t been to one recently to have a fave team, but the “Machete Bettys” are tops namewise that I recall. However, when in New Orleans and can attend a bout – I am all about the “Marigny Antoinettes”! 🙂

  3. Pope Impious XXIII says:

    Finally SOMETHING that I can root against you on.. I back the Ohio Roller Girls from Columbus. Alli Catraz, Hellion Boi, etc.. Those are my girls.

  4. paradox says:

    Oh man, these roller derby chix always kill me.Sexy!

  5. jurassicpork says:

    Hey, Jude, don’t be afraid to come back to Pottersville. Thanks for the linkie love. I was wondering why my hit count skyrocketed up (anything above 100 for me is a good day).

  6. Edanger006 says:

    Have you guys noticed that Palin has (got) the “Has Got” gene? I noticed it the other day and it seems to happen a lot. I suspect as they take the reigns off her you’ll be hearing it more often. Just sayin’

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