Monthly Archives: October 2003

Open Letters

To the five guys in front of us at the Springsteen concert: You paid $75 bucks for those tickets. Maybe stay sober enough to remember at least a few minutes of the show. And I know it was Springsteen, and not the opera, and I “whooed” just as loudly as you did during “Badlands,” but when you “whoo” during “The River,” you’re just outing yourself as a total asshat. Enjoy your hangover.

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