Monthly Archives: February 2014

They Can’t Stop

How is it possible nobody in the GOP has fitted all the men with shock collars that go off if the word “rape” crosses their minds?

“If a woman has (the right to an abortion), why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t (in most cases) result in anyone’s death.”

Pursuit of sexual freedom. I cannot.

But seriously, was there not a memo that went out at some point? SHUT THE FUCK UP. If you want to say this shit, get the hell off the ticket. If you have said this shit at some point in your career (this genius apparently voiced the above sentiment in 1990 as head of a political advocacy group, though his dumb ass just got elected in 2012), you’re not running anywhere near the GOP. From the standpoint of basic PR, there should be a rape disqualification for these guys.

I would ask for a stupidity one, but that would knock out half the House of Representatives and a good portion of the Senate.

A.

They Can’t Stop

How is it possible nobody in the GOP has fitted all the men with shock collars that go off if the word “rape” crosses their minds?

“If a woman has (the right to an abortion), why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t (in most cases) result in anyone’s death.”

Pursuit of sexual freedom. I cannot.

But seriously, was there not a memo that went out at some point? SHUT THE FUCK UP. If you want to say this shit, get the hell off the ticket. If you have said this shit at some point in your career (this genius apparently voiced the above sentiment in 1990 as head of a political advocacy group, though his dumb ass just got elected in 2012), you’re not running anywhere near the GOP. From the standpoint of basic PR, there should be a rape disqualification for these guys.

I would ask for a stupidity one, but that would knock out half the House of Representatives and a good portion of the Senate.

A.

They Can’t Stop

How is it possible nobody in the GOP has fitted all the men with shock collars that go off if the word “rape” crosses their minds?

“If a woman has (the right to an abortion), why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t (in most cases) result in anyone’s death.”

Pursuit of sexual freedom. I cannot.

But seriously, was there not a memo that went out at some point? SHUT THE FUCK UP. If you want to say this shit, get the hell off the ticket. If you have said this shit at some point in your career (this genius apparently voiced the above sentiment in 1990 as head of a political advocacy group, though his dumb ass just got elected in 2012), you’re not running anywhere near the GOP. From the standpoint of basic PR, there should be a rape disqualification for these guys.

I would ask for a stupidity one, but that would knock out half the House of Representatives and a good portion of the Senate.

A.

They Can’t Stop

How is it possible nobody in the GOP has fitted all the men with shock collars that go off if the word “rape” crosses their minds?

“If a woman has (the right to an abortion), why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t (in most cases) result in anyone’s death.”

Pursuit of sexual freedom. I cannot.

But seriously, was there not a memo that went out at some point? SHUT THE FUCK UP. If you want to say this shit, get the hell off the ticket. If you have said this shit at some point in your career (this genius apparently voiced the above sentiment in 1990 as head of a political advocacy group, though his dumb ass just got elected in 2012), you’re not running anywhere near the GOP. From the standpoint of basic PR, there should be a rape disqualification for these guys.

I would ask for a stupidity one, but that would knock out half the House of Representatives and a good portion of the Senate.

A.

They Can’t Stop

How is it possible nobody in the GOP has fitted all the men with shock collars that go off if the word “rape” crosses their minds?

“If a woman has (the right to an abortion), why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t (in most cases) result in anyone’s death.”

Pursuit of sexual freedom. I cannot.

But seriously, was there not a memo that went out at some point? SHUT THE FUCK UP. If you want to say this shit, get the hell off the ticket. If you have said this shit at some point in your career (this genius apparently voiced the above sentiment in 1990 as head of a political advocacy group, though his dumb ass just got elected in 2012), you’re not running anywhere near the GOP. From the standpoint of basic PR, there should be a rape disqualification for these guys.

I would ask for a stupidity one, but that would knock out half the House of Representatives and a good portion of the Senate.

A.

They Can’t Stop

How is it possible nobody in the GOP has fitted all the men with shock collars that go off if the word “rape” crosses their minds?

“If a woman has (the right to an abortion), why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t (in most cases) result in anyone’s death.”

Pursuit of sexual freedom. I cannot.

But seriously, was there not a memo that went out at some point? SHUT THE FUCK UP. If you want to say this shit, get the hell off the ticket. If you have said this shit at some point in your career (this genius apparently voiced the above sentiment in 1990 as head of a political advocacy group, though his dumb ass just got elected in 2012), you’re not running anywhere near the GOP. From the standpoint of basic PR, there should be a rape disqualification for these guys.

I would ask for a stupidity one, but that would knock out half the House of Representatives and a good portion of the Senate.

A.

They Can’t Stop

How is it possible nobody in the GOP has fitted all the men with shock collars that go off if the word “rape” crosses their minds?

“If a woman has (the right to an abortion), why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t (in most cases) result in anyone’s death.”

Pursuit of sexual freedom. I cannot.

But seriously, was there not a memo that went out at some point? SHUT THE FUCK UP. If you want to say this shit, get the hell off the ticket. If you have said this shit at some point in your career (this genius apparently voiced the above sentiment in 1990 as head of a political advocacy group, though his dumb ass just got elected in 2012), you’re not running anywhere near the GOP. From the standpoint of basic PR, there should be a rape disqualification for these guys.

I would ask for a stupidity one, but that would knock out half the House of Representatives and a good portion of the Senate.

A.

They Can’t Stop

How is it possible nobody in the GOP has fitted all the men with shock collars that go off if the word “rape” crosses their minds?

“If a woman has (the right to an abortion), why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t (in most cases) result in anyone’s death.”

Pursuit of sexual freedom. I cannot.

But seriously, was there not a memo that went out at some point? SHUT THE FUCK UP. If you want to say this shit, get the hell off the ticket. If you have said this shit at some point in your career (this genius apparently voiced the above sentiment in 1990 as head of a political advocacy group, though his dumb ass just got elected in 2012), you’re not running anywhere near the GOP. From the standpoint of basic PR, there should be a rape disqualification for these guys.

I would ask for a stupidity one, but that would knock out half the House of Representatives and a good portion of the Senate.

A.

They Can’t Stop

How is it possible nobody in the GOP has fitted all the men with shock collars that go off if the word “rape” crosses their minds?

“If a woman has (the right to an abortion), why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t (in most cases) result in anyone’s death.”

Pursuit of sexual freedom. I cannot.

But seriously, was there not a memo that went out at some point? SHUT THE FUCK UP. If you want to say this shit, get the hell off the ticket. If you have said this shit at some point in your career (this genius apparently voiced the above sentiment in 1990 as head of a political advocacy group, though his dumb ass just got elected in 2012), you’re not running anywhere near the GOP. From the standpoint of basic PR, there should be a rape disqualification for these guys.

I would ask for a stupidity one, but that would knock out half the House of Representatives and a good portion of the Senate.

A.

Friday Ferretblogging

After Chicken died, I was afraid Claire would be lonely. She never really got along with Bucky, because he was always too rambunctious for her. Lately, though, she’s come out of her shell a bit and they’ve developed a routine of jumping on one another and chasing around the room: 

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A. 

A Clamorous Appealing to the Mercy of the Fire: Rest in Peace, Mr. Z

Who was your best teacher? Not your favorite, not the one you loved. The one who made you who you are. Who was your best?

He was mine:

It is with heavy hearts we share word that longtime educator Mike Zelenski passed away yesterday afternoon.

A fixture in the school’s English Department from 1969 until 2012, “Z” – as he was affectionately known – was beloved by students and teachers alike for his prowess in the classroom. Revered for his ability to take challenging subject matter and make it relatable (particularly Shakespeare), any student fortunate enough to take a Z class was better off for it.

A thoughtful colleague and brilliant instructor, he was a man of class, intellect, humor, charisma and compassion. He will be dearly missed by everyone in the St. Catherine’s community.

I wrote about him years ago, and went looking for the essay this afternoon when I heard the news:

One morning he was talking about cadence and sound, writing sound, and he asked you, stopped right in front of your desk and fixed you with that gaze like a butterfly to a sheet of velvet, had you ever read The Bells? You shook your head, terrified he’d laugh at you. He loved Poe, loved Tolkien and Doyle and Asimov and Heinlein and Stoker and others but really loved Poe. So when you said no he half-ran to his desk and pulled out a battered copy and at the top of his lungs he read to you, in a voice that crashed over you like wave after wave after wave, magnificent words like a prayer to the gods to look down at how glorious man had become:

In a clamorous appealing to the mercy of the fire,

In a mad expostulation with the deaf and frantic fire,

Leaping higher, higher, higher,

With a desperate desire,

And a resolute endeavor

Now – now to sit, or never,

By the side of the pale – faced moon.

Oh, the bells, bells, bells!

What a tale their terror tells

Of Despair!

How they clang, and clash and roar!

What a horror they outpour

On the bosom of the palpitating air!

Yet the ear, it fully knows,

By the twanging,

And the clanging,

How the danger ebbs and flows;

Yet the ear distinctly tells,

In the jangling,

And the wrangling,

How the danger sinks and swells,

By the sinking or the swelling in the anger of the bells –

Of the bells –

Of the bells, bells, bells, bells,

Bells, bells, bells –

Oh, you were lost then. Words never sounded the same.

You had a brilliant college professor for Shakespeare, a scholar known the world over for his work, another man whose classes could only be had by wheedling and scheming and calling in favors. You couldn’t listen to him talk about Hamlet, it was flat and dry and awful. It was dead. You longed fiercely for the graybeard in the tiny high school classroom, standing at the window open on the first warm day of spring, reading Laertes, the age dropping from him like a veil. You pitied the people who had never seen him play Lear for an audience of 25, only 15 of whom were fully awake that early in the school day.

He taught you that writing was not just something that sat there, that you had to make an argument with your words, that you had to be convincing to tell a story well. He taught you that writing was subversive and destructive and political and cruel. When you didn’t convince him he told you so, not intimidated like other teachers were, afraid of “discouraging” you. When he thought you were derivative, he told you so. When he’d read it elsewhere, done better, it didn’t matter that that person was an accomplished writer and an adult, if it was better than you, he told you so. Most of the time that criticism, non-constructive almost-abuse, makes you want to hide under your bed, still, to this day. But he held out the possiblity that one day you would astonish him, and he wanted to see that day. Tearing you down wasn’t sport, it was purpose, and he made sure you knew that, so you tried for him when for everybody else who said the slightest discouraging word you said fuck it, I’ll do something easy I’m good at instead. You learned the concept of loyalty, from the way he refused to let you give up, and no one laughed harder than he did when you pushed back, and won.

A.

They Can’t Stop

How is it possible nobody in the GOP has fitted all the men with shock collars that go off if the word “rape” crosses their minds?

“If a woman has (the right to an abortion), why shouldn’t a man be free to use his superior strength to force himself on a woman? At least the rapist’s pursuit of sexual freedom doesn’t (in most cases) result in anyone’s death.”

Pursuit of sexual freedom. I cannot.

But seriously, was there not a memo that went out at some point? SHUT THE FUCK UP. If you want to say this shit, get the hell off the ticket. If you have said this shit at some point in your career (this genius apparently voiced the above sentiment in 1990 as head of a political advocacy group, though his dumb ass just got elected in 2012), you’re not running anywhere near the GOP. From the standpoint of basic PR, there should be a rape disqualification for these guys.

I would ask for a stupidity one, but that would knock out half the House of Representatives and a good portion of the Senate.

A.

‘Hey Dickless!’

This is the best story ever:

PARKER JR.: If I died tomorrow, there would probably be a blip on the news [referring to me as] the guy who came up with “who you gonna call.”

WEAVER: Suddenly, everyone knew who I was. Kids would come up to me and say, “Did you really turn into a dog?”

RAMIS: Teachers were writing me saying, “Kids were playing Ghostbusters in playgrounds, and it was very good. It wasn’t about one set of kids versus another like cowboys and Indians. They were working together fighting evil spirits.”

AYKROYD: People in the paranormal field loved it. It gave focus to their work.

ATHERTON: The movie had just opened and I was doing a reading for Joe Papp in New York. So I’m walking down 7th Avenue, and there’s this big Ghostbusters marquee, and there are all these buses filled with kids. But I’m not registering it too much, I’m thinking about Chekhov. And all of a sudden about eight million kids lean out the windows and yell, “Hey, dickless.”

A.

‘Hey Dickless!’

This is the best story ever:

PARKER JR.: If I died tomorrow, there would probably be a blip on the news [referring to me as] the guy who came up with “who you gonna call.”

WEAVER: Suddenly, everyone knew who I was. Kids would come up to me and say, “Did you really turn into a dog?”

RAMIS: Teachers were writing me saying, “Kids were playing Ghostbusters in playgrounds, and it was very good. It wasn’t about one set of kids versus another like cowboys and Indians. They were working together fighting evil spirits.”

AYKROYD: People in the paranormal field loved it. It gave focus to their work.

ATHERTON: The movie had just opened and I was doing a reading for Joe Papp in New York. So I’m walking down 7th Avenue, and there’s this big Ghostbusters marquee, and there are all these buses filled with kids. But I’m not registering it too much, I’m thinking about Chekhov. And all of a sudden about eight million kids lean out the windows and yell, “Hey, dickless.”

A.

‘Hey Dickless!’

This is the best story ever:

PARKER JR.: If I died tomorrow, there would probably be a blip on the news [referring to me as] the guy who came up with “who you gonna call.”

WEAVER: Suddenly, everyone knew who I was. Kids would come up to me and say, “Did you really turn into a dog?”

RAMIS: Teachers were writing me saying, “Kids were playing Ghostbusters in playgrounds, and it was very good. It wasn’t about one set of kids versus another like cowboys and Indians. They were working together fighting evil spirits.”

AYKROYD: People in the paranormal field loved it. It gave focus to their work.

ATHERTON: The movie had just opened and I was doing a reading for Joe Papp in New York. So I’m walking down 7th Avenue, and there’s this big Ghostbusters marquee, and there are all these buses filled with kids. But I’m not registering it too much, I’m thinking about Chekhov. And all of a sudden about eight million kids lean out the windows and yell, “Hey, dickless.”

A.

‘Hey Dickless!’

This is the best story ever:

PARKER JR.: If I died tomorrow, there would probably be a blip on the news [referring to me as] the guy who came up with “who you gonna call.”

WEAVER: Suddenly, everyone knew who I was. Kids would come up to me and say, “Did you really turn into a dog?”

RAMIS: Teachers were writing me saying, “Kids were playing Ghostbusters in playgrounds, and it was very good. It wasn’t about one set of kids versus another like cowboys and Indians. They were working together fighting evil spirits.”

AYKROYD: People in the paranormal field loved it. It gave focus to their work.

ATHERTON: The movie had just opened and I was doing a reading for Joe Papp in New York. So I’m walking down 7th Avenue, and there’s this big Ghostbusters marquee, and there are all these buses filled with kids. But I’m not registering it too much, I’m thinking about Chekhov. And all of a sudden about eight million kids lean out the windows and yell, “Hey, dickless.”

A.

‘Hey Dickless!’

This is the best story ever:

PARKER JR.: If I died tomorrow, there would probably be a blip on the news [referring to me as] the guy who came up with “who you gonna call.”

WEAVER: Suddenly, everyone knew who I was. Kids would come up to me and say, “Did you really turn into a dog?”

RAMIS: Teachers were writing me saying, “Kids were playing Ghostbusters in playgrounds, and it was very good. It wasn’t about one set of kids versus another like cowboys and Indians. They were working together fighting evil spirits.”

AYKROYD: People in the paranormal field loved it. It gave focus to their work.

ATHERTON: The movie had just opened and I was doing a reading for Joe Papp in New York. So I’m walking down 7th Avenue, and there’s this big Ghostbusters marquee, and there are all these buses filled with kids. But I’m not registering it too much, I’m thinking about Chekhov. And all of a sudden about eight million kids lean out the windows and yell, “Hey, dickless.”

A.

‘Hey Dickless!’

This is the best story ever:

PARKER JR.: If I died tomorrow, there would probably be a blip on the news [referring to me as] the guy who came up with “who you gonna call.”

WEAVER: Suddenly, everyone knew who I was. Kids would come up to me and say, “Did you really turn into a dog?”

RAMIS: Teachers were writing me saying, “Kids were playing Ghostbusters in playgrounds, and it was very good. It wasn’t about one set of kids versus another like cowboys and Indians. They were working together fighting evil spirits.”

AYKROYD: People in the paranormal field loved it. It gave focus to their work.

ATHERTON: The movie had just opened and I was doing a reading for Joe Papp in New York. So I’m walking down 7th Avenue, and there’s this big Ghostbusters marquee, and there are all these buses filled with kids. But I’m not registering it too much, I’m thinking about Chekhov. And all of a sudden about eight million kids lean out the windows and yell, “Hey, dickless.”

A.

‘Hey Dickless!’

This is the best story ever:

PARKER JR.: If I died tomorrow, there would probably be a blip on the news [referring to me as] the guy who came up with “who you gonna call.”

WEAVER: Suddenly, everyone knew who I was. Kids would come up to me and say, “Did you really turn into a dog?”

RAMIS: Teachers were writing me saying, “Kids were playing Ghostbusters in playgrounds, and it was very good. It wasn’t about one set of kids versus another like cowboys and Indians. They were working together fighting evil spirits.”

AYKROYD: People in the paranormal field loved it. It gave focus to their work.

ATHERTON: The movie had just opened and I was doing a reading for Joe Papp in New York. So I’m walking down 7th Avenue, and there’s this big Ghostbusters marquee, and there are all these buses filled with kids. But I’m not registering it too much, I’m thinking about Chekhov. And all of a sudden about eight million kids lean out the windows and yell, “Hey, dickless.”

A.

Alms For The Not-So-Poor

From Album 5

David Cay Johnson points to this database compiled by Good Jobs First, which tracks how tax dollars funnel not to the poor, who barely scrape by (particularly if they don’t have children), but the rich, who benefit hugely from subsidies, tax expenditures, etc…to such an extent I couldn’t find a single local project that didn’t obtain some sort of subsidy.

To be fair, I don’t necessarily think taxpayer subsidies are a bad idea — but if we’re going to spend public dollars on things that benefit society, then maybe we should look at…things that benefit society…like, oh, I don’t know, restoring the savage cuts made to things like higher education, anti-poverty programs, food and utility assistance, and so on. Because the government is, at least in theory, for everyone, i.e., self-government. We the People…not We, the Plutocrats.