If you’re not here on Thursday night for the Palin/Biden smackdown, this is the kind of thing you’ll be missing. Seriously. You wanna be here. Where else can you find analysis like this?
When McCain declared that he was once called “sheriff” for his supposed policing of Congress:
chuckago: They called him “shithead.” He heard “sheriff”
thomas_w: John McCain invented being sheriff. Look it up: Nottingham, 1716.
Foreign policy, illuminated by Crimean War references, because you are all a bunch of nerds. AWESOME NERDS:
Doc5307: Yea because we’re all thinking: “Hey my mortgage is fucked, my job is gone, Mexico looks like a step up, but what I really need to know about is your position on POLAND.”
skippy7418: tom clancy rears his ugly head
Bad_Elspeth: Come to Sams Wholesale Club for bargain packs of wars!
thomas_w: A: McCain invented the letters K, G, and B. Previously, they only had 23 letters.
Sorcha: Wait, are we going to invade Poland now?
joejoejoe7427: first we have to retake Milwaukee Avenue
Athenae: We can retake Milwaukee Avenue only if the pierogi lines remain clear.
joejoejoe7427: it will be tough…I’m in favor of direct talks with Milwaukee Avenue
Doc5307: Mr. Putin, REBUILD THIS WALL SO WE CAN FUCK WITH YOU…
The_Kenosha_Kid: when i was a POW in the crimean war…
leinie: A, did he lead the charge of the light brigade?
BuggyQ: McCain thinks the Charge of the Light Brigade was a glorious victory.
Douglas_Watts: This debate is volga
Nine out of ten Crack Van focus group members favored furniture:
BuggyQ: Hit him! HIT HIMMMMMMM!!
Bad_Elspeth: SMACK DOWN!
leinie: WITH THE CHAIR
Bad_Elspeth: with TWO CHAIRS
Bad_Elspeth: hell, with the lectern!!!
BuggyQ: Oh, baby! Yeah, baby!
sent sound: slap
And now for some porn: