It’s no secret that the MAGA-fied Republican party has degenerated into a cult of personality. We live in the age of memes, so there are hundreds of images glorifying the cult leader, Donald John Trump. Most of them turn this doddering mook into something that he’s not, never has been, and never will be. It’s wishful thinking on a massive scale.

In my latest Vote Against The Crook post, I pondered how the Insult Comedian’s acolytes have turned this asshole criminal into an outlaw. It led to research into some of the weirder depictions of Trump that his followers have concocted. I decided to share some of the odder ones. Besides, I dig making Top Ten Lists.

Many of the images are as poorly drafted as the fakakta featured image of Trump praying with figures from American history including Washington, Lincoln, Reagan, Jack Kennedy, Eisenhower, Frederick Douglass, and lurking in the back, Robert E. Lee. It’s so badly executed that I don’t recognize some of the faces. I’m not about to do more research on that image: I spent an hour of my life going through weird MAGA depictions of Trump. Enough is enough.

Since this is a Top Ten list, I’ve omitted some weird images. In recent weeks, I’ve posted depictions of Trump as Elvis and Trump as a cowboy movie outlaw. If you want to see them, click on the links.

I don’t always intersperse snarky comments in my Top Ten lists, but it was impossible not to do so this time. Like the leader of the Trump cult, they’re too weird not to mock.

Enough with the introductory blather,  I give you:

The Top Ten Weirdest MAGA Depictions Of Trump

NUMBER TEN: We begin with Trump with three popular past Republican presidents. Note that Donald the teetotaler is drinking whiskey with the boys. It’s another poorly rendered image: That doesn’t look like Reagan to me. It doesn’t even look like James Brolin or Dennis Quaid let alone a leading man who played opposite Bette Davis.

NUMBER NINE: The Kaiser of Chaos digs comparisons of himself to famous gangsters. Al Capone is a particular favorite. Here’s Trump’s head stuck on Robert DeNiro’s body when he played Capone in The Untouchables. Poor Bobby D, he hates Trump as much as I do.

NUMBER EIGHT: The Eighties movie theme continues with a flag depicting the Insult Comedian as Rambo.

NUMBER SEVEN: Trump bragged about his “beautiful body” at a recent rally. Does he think he ever looked like Rocky? Even as a young man, he was a pasty white boy, not a buff he-man.

NUMBER SIX: I tried reading Ayn Rand’s Atlas Shrugged many years ago. I read about a third of it before giving up. I was put off as much by the poor writing as by her Fascist politics. Trump claims to be a Rand fan. Say what? Does anyone believe he actually read either this 1168 page book or The Fountainhead, which drones on for 734 pages?

NUMBER FIVE: Presenting two images of Trump as George Washington. Tom Nichols weeps.

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NUMBER FOUR: Trumpers tend to be comic book readers. There are many depictions of the Donald as a superhero. I selected this one because it’s so preposterous. Do they think having ray gun eyes makes him another Reagan?

NUMBER THREE:  Give me your tired, your poor, your vermin, your blood poisoners, your pet-eaters.

NUMBER TWO: Here’s the Kaiser of Chaos hugging the flag while hanging out with John Wayne and Jesus. Why does the Duke have a weapon drawn? Are there any enemies of the people nearby? And why does Jesus have the whole world in his hands? All I have are questions.

NUMBER ONE:  Trump has never done an honest day’s work in his life but once the Veep said she’d worked at Mickey D’s one summer, this stunt was inevitable. It’s a real life photo but it’s as fake as everything else about these Donald depictions.