John McCain, undated file photo.
Awww. Poor Huggy Bear. He’sjealous of all the press attention that Obama has been getting. Well, be careful, national media. Hell hath no fury like McCain scorned–or even mildly perturbed. Just ask his current wife, whoMcCain called a “cunt” in public.
But hell, he must be rubbing off on his advisers.
Mr. McCain’s comments were mild compared with the bleak mood and
frustration on the part of his advisers, who have taken to referring to
Mr. Obama sarcastically as “The One” and railing against the large
amount of coverage Mr. Obama is receiving compared with Mr. McCain.“There
is nothing you can do about it,” said an acerbic Mark Salter, one of
Mr. McCain’s closest advisers, while standing at the back of a modest
crowd assembled to hear Mr. McCain speak at a picnic in South Portland,
Me. ” ‘The One’ went to Europe and homage must be paid.”
Whaaa! Lookatmelookatmelookatme!
But wait! Maybe he can still rally his media base!Nothing brings people together like a shared sense of hardship, right?
Late last night, the McCain campaign kept it up when aides handed out
luggage tags to the traveling press that read “McCain Press Corps: JV
Squad, ‘Left Behind to Report in America.’ ” The words were translated
into French on the opposite side.
Ooooooh. Crafty. For a fucking eighth-grader, you fucking dipshits. Also, why does the McCain campaign hate America? Isn’t reporting from The Greatest Country Ever In The Universe the bestest thing ever?
Finally, check out this stunning strategy.
Mr. McCain’s strategy during Mr. Obama’s weeklong tour of Kabul,
Baghdad, London, Paris and Berlin is to hit at Mr. Obama, the
presumptive Democratic nominee, as too green to be commander-in-chief —
he has had “no military experience whatsoever,” Mr. McCain told
reporters
No military experience makes for a bad commander-in-chief, huh? I see. Could you please inform the following two gentlemen that they were terrible presidents, then?
Yeah. Just awful.
If anything, he was even worse, right?
It’s not like either of those two guys have memorials in Washington, D.C. or anything. Nope. That’s what a lack of military experience will get you.