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‘Our Coddled Lunatic Infotainers’

Glenn Beck wants to feel just like he did on Sept. 12, 2001.

Persecuted, beset on all sides by people telling him he’s an idiot, and unable to dress himself properly.

When you get PWNED by the View, the most superficial of our many superficial celebrity suckfests parading as “news” aimed at bored women in the daytime, it’s pretty much time to hang it up and go to bed.

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