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Even Conservative Senator Box Turtle

Is saying DAMN SON.

I have to admit, I knew it was gonna be repulsive but these aren’t even dog whistles. These are full-on “C’mere, boy! Here, Fido! I have a stick for you! Who’s a good puppy? Who’s a good puppy? You are! Have a milkbone! Good boy!”

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