Fuck yeah, motherfuckers.
So, it turns out that swearing fucking kicks ass. No, really, there’s fucking SCIENCE and shit backing this the fuck up. So take note, assorted cocksuckers, motherfuckers, bitches, bastards, and dickheads:Swearing can make you feel better.
I must be the best-feeling motherfucker on this whole motherfucking bubble.
No wonder David Broder and Cokie Roberts walk around with permanent sticks up their priggish asses. They think that saying the word “fuck” is a crime against humanity. Chill the fuck out, assholes!
That’s right. This motherfucking post gets the motherfucking “science” tag. Fucking believe that.