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Oh KILL ME NOW

As if there isn’t enough insane bullshit happening.

Join your Washington Nationals from 4:30 to 7:00 p.m. for a unique
pregame happy hour followed by on-field action. Nationals Ladies
Nights, presented by Hard Times Cafe, feature Nationals players,
complimentary massages, manicures, product samples, demonstrations, and
food and beverages! Exclusive shopping opportunities: jewelry,
handbags, cosmetics and more.

But will there be re-runs of Sex and the City? That’s what would lure me to a baseball game.

Seriously, I don’t even like it when they serve food that isn’t a hot dog or a bratwurst at a game, much less give people freaking manicures. This is what happens when you tear down all the stinking, sticky shithole stadiums and build these new shiny ballparks. People start thinking they can get away with shit like this.

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