…catch a Balloon Boy by the toe, if he hollers let him go ontevee and puke. Heene meenie minie moe.
I
have a confession to make: I’m enjoying this ridiculous story; particularly because it’s making the cable tevee nitwits
squirm because they fell for such a blatant hoax. Dumbasses.
The latest twist is that Richard Heene not only has Hugh Grant hair but he
wrote a theme song for the reality show he hoped the hoax would, uh,
launch before it crash landed:
Dig that crazy spelling
folks, Richard Heene Psyience Detective. And that tune: I guess they
thought it was Stray Cats/Dave Edmunds style rockabilly but it sounds
like crapabilly instead.
Then
there’s the *other* jingle, Richard Heene: Contractor. Apparently, he’s
not just an expert in blowing smoke up people’s ass, he knows how to
lay drywall. Pun very much intended.