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Grandma’s Killer Fruitcake

It’s hostiliday time again. This time I’m dealing with that holiday food we all love to hate: fruitcake. Calvin Trillin denies being the one to first say that there’s only one fruitcake that gets endlessly recycled but I’m pretty sure he did. I don’t know about you but if I get a fruitcake, I pass it along or use it as a doorstop. Hmm, I wonder if we should try using fruitcake to rebuild the wetlands? Nah, they’d sink immediately

This video is both clever and creepy but anyone who hatedHee Haw will run and hide. I like the dish with possum on it though:

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