I pride myself on being a helpful person. I’m
always prepared to aid those less fortunate than myself even when
they’re a doofus named Michael Steele. Mr. Steele, the human gaffe
machine and all around buffoon, is now brushing off charges thatGOP donor money was spent at a bondage strip club.
Steele’s people deny that the Chairman himself was there stuffing
benjamins up some leather clad skank’s hoohah but there’s another way the RNC can
deflect attention from Steele’s latest bout of malakatude: a new theme
song. Here’s my suggestion, which is totally tubular, man:
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