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Good Riddance, Arlen

I couldn’t stand Arlen Specter as a Republican and didn’t care for him as a Democrat either. He’s an asshole through and through and I’m glad that Admiral Sestak made him walk the plank or did he tie him to the yardarm? As a confirmed landlubber, I get my nautical terms mixed up rather easily and I don’t really know what the hell a yardarm is…

The moral of Specter’s defeat is that opportunism is like a mushroom and should be kept in a dark place and not exposed to the sunlight. That could be the ultimate root of Specter’s truffle.<rim shot>

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