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List of Ways You’re Doing It Wrong

When the KKK shows up to cheer you on:

*takes out list of “100 signs you may be on the wrong side of an issue”*

Huh, that’s weird. “The KKK is throwing a rally to back you up” is, like, half of this list just repeated over and over again.

The rest of the list:

NASCAR/Northwestern/Raiders fans accuse you of being too into your sport

Sarah Palin thinks you should calm down with the God stuff already

Emeril tells you to lay off the butter in your cooking

I remark that you’ve really got kind of a gutter mouth

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