We here at First Draft were ahead of the curve on the Brett Favre sexting kerfuffle. I’m not proud of it but who among us does not enjoy a good, or even mediocre, dick joke? I should probably have more class than to pile on now that everyone is snickering about it but I don’t. You can stick that in your cheesehead hat and smoke it or is that stroke it?
Anyhoo, in the spirit of helpfulness for which I am known, I would like to suggest a theme song for Mr. Favre in his time of woe. A good scandal calls for a great theme song and this one is a doozy. It’s the only lyric that I’m aware of that rhymes tight red sweater with Eddie Vedder:
