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Deep GOP Candidates Thought

Sorry I’ve been absent so much. Teacher gave me an excuse so I’m covered.

I don’t know about you but I’m glad we’ve got the True Newt back. His Mr. Nice Guy pose was preposterous. Besides, Mitt Landslide deserves to be called a liar even if he *is* a smooth one.

Finally, since Senator Man Dog Sex is against *all* forms of contraception, I have a new moniker for him: Rick (No Rubbers) Santorum. He acts like he’s running for Pope or something…

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