Not only are the secret service dudes involved in the Coulmbian prostitution scandal stupid but they’re cheapskates:
The controversy arose after one of the women went back to a hotel room with two agents. The woman wanted to be paid for serving both agents, the source who has been briefed on the probe told NBC News. Instead, the agents would only agree to split her price, prompting the woman to complain to local police who were stationed in the lobby of the Hotel Caribe, the source said.
So, they wanted a two-fer. I don’t know much about hookers but I know that they don’t offer coupons or advertise with Groupon not even for groupon sex…