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Breaking: Mittbot Wants To Fire Big Bird

Yeah, I know it’s not breaking news that the Mittbot likes to fire people but Muppets? Who would even consider shitcanning Big Bird?

Hope the Obama campaign dresses some dude up like Big Bird and sends them to stalk Mitt like this Clintonite chicken that followed Poppy Bush on the trail in 1992:

Time for some Mitt/Muppet psychedelia:

Via the Guardian.

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