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The coin of the realm (In Mitt we trust?)

Repeat after me: the GOP has lost its mojo. For now. The Romney campaign is flailing; acting like an iPod stuck on shuffle. (The Best of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir, anyone?) They keep throwing shit against the wall and none of it seems to stick. There’s a whiff of panic and flop sweat in the air.

The Mittbot is experimenting with being a culture warrior by implying that Obama will remove “In God We Trust”from both coins and greenbacks. This is both funny and pitiful. It’s pitiful enough that Romney is out campaigning with Pat Robertson but that he feels compelled to do some extra pandering since the evangelicals think that Mormons aren’t Christians. Me, I could care less but pandering to that useless, crazy televangelist is enough to make me puke and Brigham Young rise from the grave. Actually, the latter would be pretty darn interesting. I wonder if he’d look at Anne Romney and say “this is the place” and make her his 4,444th wife or something…

Repeat after me: the GOP has lost its mojo. McKinley Morganfield, however, never lost his:

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