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The big mustache of nullification

Mississippi seems determined to out-stupid the rest of the old Confederacy by proposing a bill that would let them nullify Federal laws. No gun grabbers need apply, y’all. Some of us, of course, thought that this matter was settled by a little thing called the Civil War but what the hell do I know? The spirit of John C Calhoun is still abroad in the land, apparently. Of course, he was not a blithering idiot but Jefferson Davis sure was and he was from you know where.

The thing that caught my eye is a picture of one of the bill’s sponsors, GOP State Rep. Jeff Smith, not Davis. He has a Rollie Fingers thing going on above his upper lip. I suspect his stache is bigger than his brain…

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