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At least he’s hydrated

Every time one of the GOP’s young guns responds to an Obama SOTU, they lay an egg. It was Marco Rubio’s turn this year. The most amusing teevee comments came from Tweety who called Rubio’s speech “tinker toys delivered at a 9th grade level.” I’d say it was more like 6th grade but you gotta love the tinker toys thing.

To say that Rubio’s stagecraft was awkward is an understatement. He seemed to have cottonmouth. Hmm, I wonder if he and Aqua Buddha hung out before they delivered their respective talks.

GIF via the Guardian

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