So I spent a bit of time on Twitter on Thursday talking about the cell phone conversation I COULD NOT HELP overhearing while waiting for my car to get done in the shop. It included such gems as:
Now she’s listing all the attributes she would miss about crazy husband, including his “well, you know, it’s pretty big.”
Also, her dog is shedding a lot and won’t pee outside if it senses she’s in a hurry to get somewhere.
The other woman in the lobby, A NUN IN FULL HABIT, just looked at me and rolled her eyes.
I give up. She broke me. I would rather inhale gas fumes in the repair bay than hear about her mother’s incontinence.
What’s the wildest thing you’ve ever overheard in a public place?
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