Fuck those boys, and what they think, and stop substituting “some imaginary judgmental dude who may or may not speak in your asshole father’s voice” for “Jesus.” He would very lovingly slap the shit out of you for making yourself and everyone around you miserable, instead of using the conscience He gave you to allocate your time towards being a decent human being.
Arbitrary rules designed to control people and make them angry and hurtful toward one another was kind of what got Him all het up in the first place, so quit measuring other people’s hemlines. There are plenty of poor people as need feeding.
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