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McGobsmacked

The gang that couldn’t shoot straight aka the House GOP majority has done it again. In a move worthy of a Marx Brothers film they asked former fugitive from justice, epic drug abuser, and teenybopper bopping horndog, John McAfee to consult about problems with healthcare.gov. It didn’t pan out: perhaps the eccentric gun loving gazillionaire took a shot at them or something. I swear that I am not making this up.

Hmm, I wonder if he was planning to serenade the committee with a stirring rendition of Hail Freedonia?

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