Determined to prove that it’s not washed up as a news organization, CNN had a Cheesy exclusive at the end of last year. They obtained audio wherein Kenneth Chesebro discussed the mechanics of the fake electors plot with prosecutors in Michigan:
Chesebro is cooperating with prosecutors in other states involved in the fake electors plot. He does not, however, sound like an ideal cooperating witness. He’s a bitter man who is minimizing his own role in this nefarious scheme. The best cooperating witnesses admit their guilt and are rehabilitated by prosecutors and the act of testifying.
Instead, Chesebro is cheesed off about how Trump campaign lawyers have thrown him under the bus and acted as if they were not involved. An angry and bitter witness is a bad witness according to the Chicken Lady DBA Joyce Vance:
“Chesebro doesn’t look like a cooperator in the traditional sense. Cooperation means pleading guilty, making a full confession, and agreeing to testify against others. And that doesn’t seem to be what has happened here, making the deal Chesebro got in Fulton County, something of a mystery. Chesebro, at least on the surface, isn’t much of a witness for the government. It seems like he would testify there wasn’t an illegal conspiracy to interfere with the results of the election. In some cases, cooperating witness’ statements evolve overtime. Every prosecutor has put a cooperator on the stand who started out with lies, maintaining their innocence, but evolved progressively over time towards the truth—which then had to be corroborated with other evidence and a candid confession to the lies as well, as the crimes. But that doesn’t seem to be what’s happening here, either.
Chesebro, and his “cooperation” remain something of an enigma, which makes this new report all the more interesting. Is Chesebro being more cooperative with prosecutors in Michigan? Has he finally had his come to Jesus moment?”
Yeah, you right, Joyce. The come to Jesus thing is very Southern of you. It reminds me of this old Byrds song:
Chicken Lady is not a slur on the crack MSNBC legal analyst. Joyce is literally a chicken lady:
She also has cats. My cats would regard chickens as meals on wheels; make that drumsticks. What do the Vance family cats think? Beats the hell outta me.
Since chicken is on the menu, how about some Little Feat with Emmylou and the Bonster?
Enough about chickens, let’s get back to The Cheese. Mmm, chicken and cheese.
As far as we know, Team Jack Smith has declined to cut a deal with Chesebro. Unreliable narrators make lousy witnesses. Who the hell wants to deal with Bitter Cheese?
We go from Bitter Cheese to the Bitter End with a song Gary Louris wrote with the artists formerly known as the Dixie Chicks. The last word goes to them followed by Gary’s band, The Jayhawks:
