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Bobby Junior: Ich Bin Ein Bear-leaver

2024 will go down as the year of political weirdos. The Trumpified GOP are the main event but the Kennedy campaign is a deeply weird sideshow. Hence the featured image. I love sideshow banners, especially when they depict baby bears drinking beer. Bobby Junior’s bear died in 2014.

I’ve never harvested roadkill, but I’m not the entitled scion of a famous family:

Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. once retrieved a bear that was killed by a motorist and left it in New York’s Central Park with a bicycle on top, sparking a mystery that consumed the city a decade ago.

 

Kennedy described the 2014 incident in a video that was posted to social media Sunday, adding it would be included in a New Yorker article that he expected to be damaging.

 

The article was published Monday and included a photo of Kennedy with his fingers in the bear’s bloodied mouth, a mock grimace on his face. His left pant leg appears to have a bloodstain on it.”

What is it with this creep and roadkill? Who does he think he is? Carl Hiassen’s character Skink? Skink was a former governor of Florida turned swamp dude and roadkill aficionado.

For some weird reason, this weirdo shared his side of the story with fellow weirdo Roseanne Barr:

Is that roadkill on the table? Nothing would surprise me with this freak.

Before dumping the carcass, did he dance with the bear like the dude in this Randy Newman song?

Gird yourself for the aforementioned picture:

Brain worm or cocaine based brain damage? You decide.

The post title is a take on one of Jack Kennedy’s most famous lines. I stole it from this guy:

I only steal from the best. Thanks, pally.

I have a new nickname for the weirdo Independent candidate: Roadkill Robert.

The last word goes to The Who with a song that begins thusly, “Did you ever sleep in a bear pit?”

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