The featured image is a picture of Adrastos World HQ taken by our wonderful across the street neighbor, Alli. Thanks, hon.
I needed distraction from Trump Regime Mach 2, but this is ridiculous. We received 13 inches of snow. The last time it snowed remotely this much in New Orleans was in 1895. Oy, just oy.
I hate snow. I come by it honestly. My mother hated snow in a way that only someone who grew up in Wisconsin then lived in Chicago and Salt Lake City could. She called the day our family moved to California, liberation day. Liberated from what, you might ask. Winter weather, especially snow.
I’m glad many people enjoyed playing in the snow, but shit is about to get real. That’s why I decline to call it a “sneauxmageddon” as some New Orleanians are doing. For one thing, I hate the whole adding an “eaux” to everything thing. It’s a thing here.
One quick political note. On inauguration day, Jeff Landry flew a MAGA flag at the Governor’s mansion and urged everyone in the Gret Stet of Louisiana to do so. I’d rather get a foot of snow than listen to The Clownfish. Of course, burning a MAGA flag would be warming…
That concludes this snow day update. We need for this shit to melt so we can resume some semblance of Gamalian normalcy. It’s still pipe bursting cold, so us winter weather loathers will have to be patient.
Have I told you lately how much I hate snow?
Repeat after me: Climate change is real.
The last word goes to Frank Zappa with the whole damn Yellow Snow Suite:
