Texas Senator John Cornyn is a repeat offender. He was malaka of the week in November 2013. In that post, I said that he looked like the Senator from Central Casting. That’s still true as is his egregious malakatude. And that is why John Cornyn is malaka of the week.
Cornyn faces a primary challenge from crooked Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton in his 2026 re-election bid. Cornyn is determined to go out crawling, instead of fighting. As a former Texas Supreme Court Justice and state Attorney General, he should know a thing or two about the rule of law. But like most Republican lawyers, the MAGA devolution has turned him into a shyster who’s highest priority is his own political ass:
The FBI has not confirmed Cornyn’s statement. And a person familiar with the situation said the bureau had not deployed any significant resources. As of Friday morning, state and local law enforcement had made no official requests for assistance, the person said, speaking on the condition of anonymity to discuss operational details.
Cornyn may look like a lion of the Senate, but he’s a scared rabbit in his dealings with the Kaiser of Chaos and his MAGA minions. Cornyn knows that the FBI has no role in the Texas Exodus. The mere request is improper and unethical. The Texas legislators have committed no crime whereas Gov Abbott is trying to steal House seats from Texas voters. Fuck him and the man I call Senator Cornhole.
Cornyn is a typical Republican Senator. They sold their souls to the Insult Comedian years ago. It’s even worse when a Senator supports something they know is wrong. That puts Cornyn in the bad company of Gret Stet Senator Bill Cassidy who knows the damage Bobby Junior is doing to the health care system but gives lip service to the MAHA maggots. Cassidy and Cornyn are weak men but Cornyn has a strong chin whereas Cassidy looks the part with his receding jaw line. The malakatude, it burns.
The legacy media buys into the lame excuse offered by GOPers when they do the wrong thing: Fear for their physical safety. I call bullshit; the only harm done to Republican rebels has been political, not physical. I know there are threats, but actions speak louder than words. No violence has befallen Bob Corker, Jeff Flake, Mark Sanford, Willard Mittbot Romney, or Liz Cheney. This MAGA inaction speaks louder than words.
What’s the point of holding high office if all you do is think of the next election? Legislative power is meant to be exercised, not handed off to the executive branch. This unitary executive shit is an affront to the constitution. So are craven cowards like Senator Cornhole. And that is why John Cornyn is malaka of the week.
Texans claim to be all manly and shit. It’s time to revoke Senator Cornhole’s Texan card. That’s why the last word goes to Lyle Lovett:
