ViaUgly Crap, here’s a Memorial Day weekend grilling essential:
Dress up your beer butt chicken with our new ceramic drunk chicken heads! Just pop them on top of your chicken before cooking or you can even add them to a store bought rostisserie to dress it up! Choose from three versions.1) The Malibu – one Cool looking chicken 2) The Bug-Eyed Chicken – perhaps he is wondering where the beer can went? or 3) Southestern Chicken from South of the Border complete with Sombrero and mustache!
A) Thank God it’s complete with sombrero.
B) My Father’s Day shopping is done.
A.
ps. The Amazon page also displaysthis, which, what the fuck, people? I swear to God, we need to bring back Home Economics because nobody knows how to do shit anymore without an appliance. It’s called BEER CAN CHICKEN, you need a chicken, a pan and a can. You don’t need a device, so take that 24.99 and buy MOAR BEERS.