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Code Words Are So 2004


No longer necessary for crazy right-wingers.

Well, they’ve started pulling out the big guns. US Rep. Lynn Westmoreland (R-Klan) went and calledBarack and Michelle Obama “uppity.”

Westmoreland was discussing vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin’s
speech with reporters outside the House chamber and was asked to
compare her with Michelle Obama.

“Just from what little I’ve seen of her and Mr. Obama, Sen.
Obama, they’re a member of an elitist-class individual that thinks that
they’re uppity,” Westmoreland said.

Asked to clarify that he used the word “uppity,” Westmoreland said, “Uppity, yeah.”

That’s right. In the words of a GOP Congressman, Obama is now officially an Uppity Negro.

They’ve already called him “Boy,” and I think it’s only a matter of time before somebody drops an n-bomb on a live mic. Hopefully, there will be a public backlash, a la George Allen’s “macaca” bullshit from 2006.

‘Cause this shit is tired and played out.

Later in that bullshit article, we see this:

Campaigning against the first black major-party nominee has already created some problems for Republicans.

What the fuck? Why not, as Aaron Neville admonishes us, tell it like it is: The Republican Party is having a problem because it is full of, and caters to, a bunch of racist motherfuckers. Oh, the poor, hate-filled babies. They’re not allowed their full range of vitriolic expression because, and this is a great thing, that shit doesn’t actually play with the majority of the white folks in this country anymore. It ain’t 1908, bitches. So they’re having problems because they’re out of touch with America. Fine. Fuck ’em. When you’re that out of touch, you deserve to lose elections, becauseyou’re not representing the people.

Thus endeth the motherfucking sermon. Go in peace, brothers and sisters.

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