In the unfortunate event that Obama should be elected president, let’s all relocate to Alaska and form our very own conservative republican community. Why Alaska?
Well, for one thing, the democratic/liberal population is relatively small there in comparison to the rest of the country. Most of these die-hard liberal democrats will be unlikely to want to leave their nice homes in New York and Washington and their beach condos in Florida and California, and relocate to the wilds of Alaska. And we’d have an AWESOME governor! And yes, even though we would still be living under U.S. laws, life in Alaska wouldn’t be quite as crazy as it would be in the lower 48, because by the time Obama gets through putting all his socialist ideas in place, things are going to get pretty wild and the economy will undoubtably go haywire. And who knows what else might happen with Mr. O. and Mr. B. in charge, especially in the big cities. In Alaska, for the most part, we’d be away from all that.
Back in the 1800s, escaped slaves moved to Canada to avoid being recaptured by their owners (which the fugitive slave law of 1850 handily allowed the slaveholders to do) and formed their own communities. Hey, maybe we could all do the same if life gets to be too much for those of us republican conservatives who want to hold onto our beliefs, and who actually want to make a living, especially those who want to own their own business? If you don’t mind freezing your tail off in the wintertime. . .I think Alaska would be a great place for us to go!
What do the rest of you all say?
First of all, yes. Yes, being a supporter of an asshole and a moron is EXACTLY like being a slave. Harriet Tubman would be proud of you. Martin Luther King would stand and applaud. In fact, Martin Luther King might think you’re being reductive.You’re actually like Jesus, in a way.
Justkill me now.
Second, what did those caribou ever do to you?
A.