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That Didn’t Take Long


Right on time. The crazy train is now boarding!

I know that aFacebook group is about as effective as a Jell-O bullet, but it’s still interesting to watch the nutjobs get riled up.

Impeach him for what? Getting seven-and-a-half million more votes than his opponent? 

You people got beat. Badly. I know it hurts, but that’s the way it is. The people rejected Republicans and conservatism. So we’re gonna do things our way for a while. 

And here’s a free electoral tip, slick: As long as you let the lunatics run the asylum, you’ll stay in the minority. If you want to be anything more than a rump party, you’ll let go of this stupid “culture war” shit. The old-school Republican “less government involvement in people’s lives” philosophy appeals to a lot of Americans. But to do that, you’ve gotta stop caring about who consenting adults fuck and who they marry. You’ve also gotta stop pushing a narrow interpretation of religion as your party’s bedrock principle.

Actually, don’t listen to me. Keep doing all that shit. Like I give a fuck if conservatives stay in the minority for all time.

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