I’m laughing so hard, you guys!
Though I suppose I should be nicer to Bolton, he did give rise to two of my favorite Eschaton threads ofall time:
Biden: Kicked Bolton’s ass.
Dodd: Kicked Bolton’s ass.
Kerry: Put on some sexy glasses, and kicked Bolton’s ass.
Voinovich: Boy, this Bolton chap sounds like a douche.
Chaffee: Maybe we shouldn’t vote.
Lugar: Fuck all y’all, we’re voting.
Dodd: Kicked Bolton’s ass.
Kerry: Put on some sexy glasses, and kicked Bolton’s ass.
Voinovich: Boy, this Bolton chap sounds like a douche.
Chaffee: Maybe we shouldn’t vote.
Lugar: Fuck all y’all, we’re voting.
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Allen reminds me of the jv cheerleader asking if a two-point conversion wins it when his team is down by 3.
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Sen. Allen: I am a freshman senator, please explain the rules to me.
Sen. Lugar: Whatever I can get away with.
Sen. Biden: Y’all are idiots.
People of Virginia: Come January 2007, we will have a freshman senator.
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Biden’s asking the committee to work together to explore what an asshat Bolton is.
The two people behind Biden are fighting over who gets to kiss him first.
A.