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Today on Tommy T’s Obsession With The Freeperati – “poor babies” edition

Good morning everyone – there’s lotsa Freeper insanity waiting for us to test and grade, so let’s get suited up, crack the airlock door, and have at it!

First up –Freepers worry about their image – and their asses:

Missouri police given chilling instructions (just mentioned by Rush)
American Thinker ^| March 18, 2009 | Timothy Birdnow

Posted onWednesday, March 18, 2009 11:25:30 AM bySloopJohnB
Police in Missouri apparently are being instructed to keep on eye on conservatives.
According to this AP article the government of the state of Missouri
has issued a report “informing” state police that people with third
party bumper stickers on their cars or who believe the NAFTA
superhighway is an attempt create a North American Union are subversive
members of paramilitary militias and potential terrorists.

Now why in the name of heaven would they worry about Freeper-style “patriots”?

Let me think…

Oh, yeah.

But to the Freepers? They’re being unfairly singled out.

To: SloopJohnB
subversive members of paramilitary militias and potential terrorists.

Andwe’re millions strong.

2 posted onWednesday, March 18, 2009 11:27:07 AM bycripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)

Ok – maybe “unfairly” is the wrong word.
Did that moron just call himself a potential terrorist? Out loud?

To: SloopJohnB
Bring on the goons, they will be no match for the Vets, Red necks!!!!!!!
7 posted onWednesday, March 18, 2009 11:29:11 AM byBornToBeAmerican (Freedom is not free)

Hmm – those guys were “the thin blue line” when they were beating up hippies.
Now the same guys are “goons”. And the vets and rednecks are gonna stop em. Right.

Here today, goon tomorrow.

Dipshit, when a cop pulls you over, you’re gonna do what every one else does – hand over your license, registration and insurance card, and keep your hands in plain sight. You want to commit suicide by cop? Don’t let me stop ya.

To: cripplecreek
And we’re millions strong.

“They aren’t organized. Take them out one by one and there will be no trouble.”
15 posted onWednesday, March 18, 2009 11:35:13 AM byClint Williams (Read Roto-Reuters — we’re the spinmeisters | America — a great idea, didn’t last.)

That’s “tens of thousands strong”, and there’s not gonna be any trouble because almost all of you are cowardly little turds talking armed insurrection, but doing exactly dick about it.
I’m sure there’s some potential McVeighs among you, but we do have a remedy for such types.
It involves a nice comfortable gurney.

To: SloopJohnB
The third reich would have heartily approved.
Good Lord – what have we become?
19 posted onWednesday, March 18, 2009 11:37:24 AM byreagan_fanatic (FOBO)

In a word…sane.

To: SloopJohnB
It would be just priceless if EVERYBODY had a “subversive” bumper sticker.
Something on the theme of Missouri being the “show me” state or a mule
kicking the hell out of the constitution or something like that.
20 posted onWednesday, March 18, 2009 11:37:37 AM bySequoyah101 (Get the bats and light the hay)

“First they came for the Hummers, but I did not drive a Hummer.
Then they came for the F-150s, but I did not drive a F-150.
They they …ooooh…shiny object!”

To: SloopJohnB
Well, what’s next Freepers on trial for treason for speaking out against socialism? Just a rhetorical question.
24 posted onWednesday, March 18, 2009 11:39:19 AM bymainerforglobalwarming

I’ve got a better idea.
Why don’t I just make fun of you and your paranoid FRiends in a web forum?
I know it’s not the Franz Kafka nightmare you’ve hyped yourself into believing, but ya gotta start somewhere.

To: SloopJohnB
Funny, they do not dispute the NAU or anything else, but always leave
out the fact that other than McVeigh, who some say was a patsy for
Clinton
…they ignore the thousands of Americans killed by illegal
aliens and Muslim terrorists.
47 posted onWednesday, March 18, 2009 11:51:46 AM bywac3rd (In the end, we all are Conservative, some just need their lives jolted to realize that fact.)

That’s right! Clinton totally blew up the Murrah building, and then framed McVeigh for it!
“Some say”, after all.

Fortunately, the commenters in the KansasCity.com article dispel any notions that militia – um – members – are dangerous:

You know what I truly love about the Political Left In The United
States. They are So Smart That They’re Stupid! The are going to cause a
confronation(sic) with the Militia Movement in the United States &
they’re going to get more than they bargained for! The moment they (The
Political Left) start a fight with the Militia Movement, It’ll be over
before it starts & the Political Left will wonder what the HELL
happened to them when They’re on the RECEIVING END! There is a old
saying, “Let Sleeping Dogs Lie!” A Warning to the Political Left:“You Start The Fight; The Militia’s Will Finish It!” ENOUGH SAID! THINK ABOUT IT!

http://www.kansascity.com/116/story/1086524.html

More assholiness after the j

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