Good morning everyone – there’s lotsa Freeper insanity waiting for us to test and grade, so let’s get suited up, crack the airlock door, and have at it!
First up –Freepers worry about their image – and their asses:
American Thinker ^| March 18, 2009 | Timothy Birdnow
Posted onWednesday, March 18, 2009 11:25:30 AM bySloopJohnB
Police in Missouri apparently are being instructed to keep on eye on conservatives.
According to this AP article the government of the state of Missouri
has issued a report “informing” state police that people with third
party bumper stickers on their cars or who believe the NAFTA
superhighway is an attempt create a North American Union are subversive
members of paramilitary militias and potential terrorists.
Now why in the name of heaven would they worry about Freeper-style “patriots”?
Let me think…
But to the Freepers? They’re being unfairly singled out.
Andwe’re millions strong.
Ok – maybe “unfairly” is the wrong word.
Did that moron just call himself a potential terrorist? Out loud?
Hmm – those guys were “the thin blue line” when they were beating up hippies.
Now the same guys are “goons”. And the vets and rednecks are gonna stop em. Right.
Here today, goon tomorrow.
Dipshit, when a cop pulls you over, you’re gonna do what every one else does – hand over your license, registration and insurance card, and keep your hands in plain sight. You want to commit suicide by cop? Don’t let me stop ya.
“They aren’t organized. Take them out one by one and there will be no trouble.”
That’s “tens of thousands strong”, and there’s not gonna be any trouble because almost all of you are cowardly little turds talking armed insurrection, but doing exactly dick about it.
I’m sure there’s some potential McVeighs among you, but we do have a remedy for such types.
It involves a nice comfortable gurney.
Good Lord – what have we become?
In a word…sane.
Something on the theme of Missouri being the “show me” state or a mule
kicking the hell out of the constitution or something like that.
“First they came for the Hummers, but I did not drive a Hummer.
Then they came for the F-150s, but I did not drive a F-150.
They they …ooooh…shiny object!”
I’ve got a better idea.
Why don’t I just make fun of you and your paranoid FRiends in a web forum?
I know it’s not the Franz Kafka nightmare you’ve hyped yourself into believing, but ya gotta start somewhere.
out the fact that other than McVeigh, who some say was a patsy for
Clinton…they ignore the thousands of Americans killed by illegal
aliens and Muslim terrorists.
That’s right! Clinton totally blew up the Murrah building, and then framed McVeigh for it!
“Some say”, after all.
Fortunately, the commenters in the KansasCity.com article dispel any notions that militia – um – members – are dangerous:
States. They are So Smart That They’re Stupid! The are going to cause a
confronation(sic) with the Militia Movement in the United States &
they’re going to get more than they bargained for! The moment they (The
Political Left) start a fight with the Militia Movement, It’ll be over
before it starts & the Political Left will wonder what the HELL
happened to them when They’re on the RECEIVING END! There is a old
saying, “Let Sleeping Dogs Lie!” A Warning to the Political Left:“You Start The Fight; The Militia’s Will Finish It!” ENOUGH SAID! THINK ABOUT IT!
More assholiness after the j