Striking a blow against Fascism, Brazilian president Lula pulled a Truman with an upset win over Bozo Spawn DBA Flavio Bolsonaro. Lula finished second in the first round but was able to rally pro-democracy Brazilians to his cause in the runoff. You say miracle; I say upset. Let’s call the whole thing off.

Like the Trumps, the Bolsonaros are sore losers, so this isn’t 100% over BUT score one for the good guys.

Repeat after me: Not everything sucks.

It’s good to be Brazilian today. Hopefully, it will be better to be American in 8 days.

The musical last word goes to Wayne Shorter and Milton Nascimento:

The countdown last word goes to the one, the only Harold Lloyd: