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Straight Black Marriage Will Make You White and Gay

Or something.

It is no secret
that resistance to homosexuality is highest among the black population
(though probably other ethnic minorities are close contenders). I fear
that it will be harder than usual to persuade black men of the
obligation to marry the mother of their children if the inevitable
media saturation coverage associates marriage with homosexuals. Is the
availability of homosexual marriage a valid reason to shun the
institution? No, but that doesn’t make the reaction any less likely.

What
are the chances that gay marriage would further doom marriage among
blacks? I don’t know. Again, if someone can persuade me that the
chances are zero, then I would be much more sanguine. But anything more
than zero, I am reluctant to risk.

My favorite comment:

I’ve figured it out.

These people have 12 sided dice. They roll three of them to come up with these ridiculous stories.

“Okay, I got minority issues, personal responsibility, and gays! How do I tie this all together?”

It’s like a new failboat party game.

A.

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